whose? mine, ich weiß.
whose? mine, ich weiß.
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Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
grrrrr....... well, cant they just make a new tamplate already?! i wanna do another!
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Go buy a madlib book if you want to do more that bad.
hmmm im poor
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Make your own templates if you want to do some more. My one was only a sample anyway.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
hmmmm. i thought that the maker of the thread had to do it. hmmm.... ill try and come up w/ one... you know shirneofinsanity.com has thingys like this and you can do horror movies and pornos lol
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Once upon a time, there lived a member named Kirobaito. Kirobaito was a funny, weird person who loved lamps very much. One morning Kirobaito was travelling on the motorcycle when they spotted rubah selling keys on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for rubah, kirobaito disembarked from the motorcycle and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.
"Heyas"! shouted Kirobaito, waving his arm in a frantic greeting. Rubah was shocked by Kirobaito's sudden arrival, and ran into the local ball-point pen museum to escape. Kirobaito went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden ball-point pen, and injured his nose.
Meanwhile, rubah was feeling pretty pleased that she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting RSL, foa and hugh jackman over for chips and strawberry soda. However, it turned out that foa was a highly sophisticated robot built by Mexico to assassinate Hugh Jackman. Foa grabbed a scrunchie and dived at Hugh Jackman, but was restrained by RSL, who fought off the evil creature with a floppy disc. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, RSL and rubah joined forces to push foa out of the window. Foa screamed "WHAT THE PERCY ARE YOU ON?!!!", then fell and died.
The great evil defeated, rubah, RSL and Hugh Jackman celebrated by singing Spring and playing cards. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually RSL and Hugh Jackman got married on a bluff and lived happily ever after.after.
1: An EoFFer
2: Another EoFFer
3: A video game
4: A character from that game.
5: Adjective
6: A profession (ex. fireman, police officer, astronaut)
7: Another EoFFer
8: Yet another EoFFer
9: Something with a motor
10: An emotion
11: An insult
12: A city
13: A collective part of the body
14: A food or meal
One day, [1] and [2] were sitting around discussing the merits of [3] They decided that [4] was totally [5] and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "[4]'s [5] [6] Club."
Then [7] showed up and wanted to join. [1] and [2] said "no [7], you can't!" because [7] didn't love [6]s. [7] called up [8] and they got on a [9] and started chasing after [1] and [2]. [1] and [2] were very very [10]. They ran like [11]s through downtown [12]. [7] and [8] caught up to them anyways and splattered their [13] everywhere.
When they had seen what they had done, [7] and [8] apologized and helped [1] and [2]to stand. Then they all ate [14] and planned the next meeting of "[4]'s [5] [6] Club."
When planning was done, [1] and [2] rode off on their [6]s into the sunset.
One day, foa and rubah were sitting around discussing the merits of Final Fantasy X. They decided that Auron was totally hot and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "Auron's Hot Coyboy Club."
Then RSL showed up and wanted to join. Foa and Rubah said "no rsl, you can't!" because RSL didn't love coyboys. RSL called up Timmie and they got on a snowmobile and started chasing after foa and rubah. Foa and Rubah were very very scared. They ran like maniacs through downtown Mexico City. RSL and Timmie caught up to them anyways and splattered their skin everywhere.
When they had seen what they had done, RSL and Timmie apologized and helped foa and rubah to stand. Then they all ate tea and planned the next meeting of "Auron's Hot Coyboy Club."
When planning was done, Foa and Rubah rode off on their Coyboys into the sunset.
I like the way I got married to Charles Manson.
Once upon a time, there lived a member named TurkSlayer. TurkSlayer was a funky, sexy person who loved peanuts very much. One morning TurkSlayer was travelling on the flying monkey when they spotted Autumn Rain selling pixie stixs on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Autumn Rain, TurkSlayer disembarked from the flying monkey and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.
"Would you like to smell my feet?"! shouted TurkSlayer, waving his/her middle finger in a frantic greeting. Autumn Rain was shocked by TurkSlayer's sudden arrival, and ran into the local ham sandwich museum to escape. TurkSlayer went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden ham sandwich, and injured his/her big toe.
Meanwhile, Autumn Rain was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Black Mage 121, Psy and Drew Carry over for frog legs and whiskey. However, it turned out that Psy was a highly sophisticated robot built by Iceland to assassinate Drew Carry. Psy grabbed a paddle and dived at Drew Carry, but was restrained by Black Mage 121, who fought off the evil creature with a lamp shade. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Black Mage 121 and Autumn Rain joined forces to push Psy out of the window. Psy screamed "I can't believe its not butter!!!", then danced and died.
The great evil defeated, Autumn Rain, Black Mage 121 and Drew Carry celebrated by singing Breaking the Habit and playing Monopoly. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Black Mage 121 and Drew Carry got married in my grandmother's house and lived happily ever after.
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1: An EoFFer
2: Another EoFFer
3: A video game
4: A character from that game.
5: Adjective
6: A profession (ex. fireman, police officer, astronaut)
7: Another EoFFer
8: Yet another EoFFer
9: Something with a motor
10: An emotion
11: An insult
12: A city
13: A collective part of the body
14: A food or meal
One day, TurkSlayer and Squall of SeeD were sitting around discussing the merits of FFVII They decided that Vincent was totally horny and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "Vincent's Horny Weathermen Club."
Then Ansem showed up and wanted to join. TurkSlayer and Squall of SeeD said "no Ansem, you can't!" because Ansem didn't love weathermen. Ansem called up ShlupQuack and they got on a airplane and started chasing after TurkSlayer and Squall of SeeD. TurkSlayer and Squall of SeeD were very very miserable. They ran like looking at you makes my feet hurts through downtown Las Vegas. Ansem and Shlup caught up to them anyways and splattered their spleens everywhere.
When they had seen what they had done, Ansem and Shlup apologized and helped Turkslayer and Squall of SeeD to stand. Then they all ate stale bread and planned the next meeting of "Vincent's Horny Weathermen Club."
When planning was done, TurkSlayer and Squall of SeeD rode off on their weathermen into the sunset.
Ooookay...
Last edited by TurkSlayer; 08-08-2005 at 10:37 PM.
in a sex dungeon no less
OOnce upon a time, there lived a member named Zelda. Zelda was a sexy, pretty person who loved Chairs very much. One morning Zelda was travelling on the lorry when they spotted ZuZu selling icecream on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for ZuZu, Zelda disembarked from the lorry and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.
"Anna Pusu"! shouted Zelda, waving her nose in a frantic greeting. ZuZu was shocked by Zelda's sudden arrival, and ran into the local Ear museum to escape. Zelda went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden Egg, and injured her Nose.
Meanwhile, ZuZu was feeling pretty pleased that she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting kuRt, Social Moon Firesky and Chris over for Cookies and Milk. However, it turned out that Social Moon Firesky was a highly sophisticated robot built by Americans to assassinate Lauri Ylönen. Social Moon Firesky grabbed a Trolley and dived at Lauri Ylönen, but was restrained by kuRt, who fought off the evil creature with a Calculator. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, kuRt and ZuZu joined forces to push Social Moon Firesky out of the window. Social moon firesky screamed "Moo!!!", then farted and died.
The great evil defeated, ZuZu, kuRt and Chris celebrated by singing In The Shadows and playing Rounders. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually ZuZu and Lauri Ylönen got married in Finland and lived happily ever after.
turkslayers:
1: looney bob
2: psy
3: ff5
4: faris
5: ugly
6: food samplers
7: old manus
8: rsl
9: lawn mower
10: disgusted
11: fatty
12: toronto
13: bladder
14: taco bell
One day, looney bob and psy were sitting around discussing the merits of ff5 They decided that faris was totally ugly and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "faris's ugly food samplers Club."
Then old manus showed up and wanted to join. looney bob and psy said "no old manus, you can't!" because old manus didn't love food samplers. old manus called up rsl and they got on a lawn mower and started chasing after looney bob and psy. looney bob and psy were very very disgusted. They ran like fattys through downtown toronto. old manus and rsl caught up to them anyways and splattered their bladders everywhere.
When they had seen what they had done, old manus and rsl apologized and helped looney bob and psy to stand. Then they all ate taco bell and planned the next meeting of "faris's ugly food sampler Club."
When planning was done, looney bob and psy rode off on their lawn mowers into the sunset.
well that was silly
Faves:[q=Meat Puppet]It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Sephiroth1999AD and Gary Coleman got married in Oz and lived happily ever after.[/q][q=eestlinc] how did I know I would need to read through fsp's contribution?[/q]
Mines:
Once upon a time, there lived a member named Czanthor. Czanthor was a wooden, raunchy person who loved playing cards very much. One morning Czanthor was travelling on the helicopter when they spotted Meat Puppet selling trees on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Meat Puppet, Czanthor disembarked from the helicopter and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.
"Burglefickle!"! shouted Czanthor, waving his/her kneecap in a frantic greeting. Meat Puppet was shocked by Czanthor's sudden arrival, and ran into the local bottle museum to escape. Czanthor went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden bottle, and injured his/her wrist.
Meanwhile, Meat Puppet was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting -N-, Kirobaito and Neil Patrick Harris over for foaffles and Scotch. However, it turned out that Kirobaito was a highly sophisticated robot built by Denmark to assassinate Neil Patrick Harris. Kirobaito grabbed a paper clip and dived at Neil Patrick Harris, but was restrained by -N-, who fought off the evil creature with a egg. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, -N- and Meat Puppet joined forces to push Kirobaito out of the window. Kirobaito screamed "I LIEK TEH FINAEL FANTAISIEE!!!", then masturbated and died.
The great evil defeated, Meat Puppet, -N- and Neil Patrick Harris celebrated by singing Kid A and playing Calvinball. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually -N- and Neil Patrick Harris got married in Jebus's backyard and lived happily ever after.
One day, Squinn and Chris were sitting around discussing the merits of Resident Evil. They decided that Claire was totally smelly and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "Claire's smelly psychologist Club."
Then themagicroundabout showed up and wanted to join. Squinn and Chris said "no themagicroundabout, you can't!" because themagicroundabout didn't love psychologists. themagicroundabout called up RSL and they got on a yellow beetle softop and started chasing after Squinn and Chris. Squinn and Chris were very very happy. They ran like you smell of cheeses through downtown New York. themagicroundabout and RSL caught up to them anyways and splattered their toes everywhere.
When they had seen what they had done, themagicroundabout and RSL apologized and helped Squinn and Chris to stand. Then they all ate pizza and planned the next meeting of "claire's smelly psychologist Club."
When planning was done, Squinn and Chris rode off on their yellow beetle softops into the sunset.
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