I was rather pleased with how this turned out, actually.

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Lenna. Lenna was a horny, abusive person who loved jumbo jets very much. One morning Lenna was travelling on a rocket powered unicycle when she spotted Loony BoB selling lint on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for BoB, Lenna disembarked from the rocket powered unicycle and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Gudday, mate, put another shrimp on the barbie?!" shouted Lenna, waving her left eyebrow in a frantic greeting. BoB was shocked by Lenna's sudden arrival, and ran into the local RSL's Beard Museum to escape. Lenna went to follow him, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden RSL's beard, and injured her armpit hair.

Meanwhile, BoB was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Kyono, Squally Leonharty and Sean Robinson over for huhu grubs and slush puppies. However, it turned out that Squally was a highly sophisticated robot built by Djibouti to assassinate Sean. Squally grabbed Lenna's shoulder massager and dived at Sean, but was restrained by Kyono, who fought off the evil creature with a sponge. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Kyono and BoB joined forces to push Squally out of the window. Squally screamed "YOUR FACE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!", then orgasmed and died.

The great evil defeated, BoB, Kyono and Sean celebrated by singing 'Japanese Boy' and playing cricket. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Kyono and Sean got married in BoB's flat and lived happily ever after.

EDIT: Oh yeah.

One day, Squally Leonharty and Kyono were sitting around discussing the merits of Gauntlet II. They decided that The Wizard Guy was totally plastic and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "The Wizard Guy's Plastic Prostitute Club."

Then Loony BoB showed up and wanted to join. Squally and Kyono said "no BoB, you can't!" because BoB didn't love prostitutes. BoB called up Lenna and they got on a remote controlled car and started chasing after Squally and Kyono. Squally and Kyono were very very fearful. They ran like homotwats through downtown Edinburgh. BoB and Lenna caught up to them anyways and splattered their hair-covered regions everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, BoB and Lenna apologized and helped Squally and Kyono to stand. Then they all ate palmyra pizza and planned the next meeting of "The Wizard Guy's Plastic Prostitute Club."

When planning was done, Squally and Kyono rode off on their prostitutes into the sunset.

Yay for inside jokes.