EoFF Madlibs

[themagicroundabout]

One day, louby_4eva and theundeadhero were sitting around discussing the merits of FFX They decided that Kimhari was totally hawt and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "Kimarhi's hawt wig making Club."

Then Meat Puppet showed up and wanted to join. Louby_4eva and theundeadhero said "no Meat Puppet, you can't!" because Meat Puppet didn't love wigmakers. Meat Puppet called up Psychotic and they got on a sea lion and started chasing after louby_4eva and theundeadhero. Louby_4eva and theundeadhero were very very confused. They ran like funky jibbets through downtown London. Meat Puppet and Psychotic caught up to them anyways and splattered their arms everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, Meat Puppet and Psychotic apologized and helped louby_4eva and theundeadhero to stand. Then they all ate brocolli and planned the next meeting of "kimahri's hawt wigmakers Club."
When planning was done, louby_4eva and theundeadhero rode off on their sea lions into the sunset.

[G SpOtZ]

i love every single one of you. god i dunno if i've ever laughed so hard...

[omnitarian]

One day, Necronopticus and Leeza were sitting around discussing the merits of pong They decided that paddle was totally delicious and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "paddle's delicious dentist Club."

Then Kishi showed up and wanted to join. Necro and Leeza said "no Kishi, you can't!" because Kishi didn't love dentists. Kishi called up RSL and they got on a toy boat and started chasing after Necro and Leeza. Necro and Leeza were very very angsty. They ran like insolent buffoons through downtown Denver. Kishi and RSL caught up to them anyways and splattered their feet everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, Kishi and RSL apologized and helped Necro and Leeza to stand. Then they all ate pizza and planned the next meeting of "paddle's delicious dentist Club."
When planning was done, Necro and Leeza rode off on their dentists into the sunset.

[-N-]

omnitarian's is the first one out of the second batch that's been funny.

[Cz]

However, it turned out that Kirobaito was a highly sophisticated robot built by Denmark to assassinate Neil Patrick Harris.

Depending on whether you take Denmark to be the nation or the EoFFer, this sentence could take on a whole new meaning.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Resha. Resha was a frilly, loud person who loved tables very much. One morning Resha was travelling on the motorbike when they spotted Psychotic selling walls on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Psychotic, Resha disembarked from the motorbike and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Greetings!" shouted Resha, waving his/her tongue in a frantic greeting. Psychotic was shocked by Resha's sudden arrival, and ran into the local hat museum to escape. Resha went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden hat, and injured his/her finger.

Meanwhile, Psychotic was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Denmark, Faris and Johnny Depp over for tomato soup and Sprite. However, it turned out that Faris was a highly sophisticated robot built by Russia to assassinate Johnny Depp. Faris grabbed a nail clippers and dived at Johnny Depp, but was restrained by Denmark, who fought off the evil creature with a paintbrush. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Denmark and Psychotic joined forces to push Faris out of the window. Faris screamed "I am a cheese!!!", then fell (wow, handy) and died.

The great evil defeated, Psychotic, Denmark and Johnny Depp celebrated by singing I Would Walk 500 Miles and playing tennis. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Denmark and Johnny Depp got married in bathroom and lived happily ever after.

Best thread ever.

[-N-]

However, it turned out that Kirobaito was a highly sophisticated robot built by Denmark to assassinate Neil Patrick Harris.

Depending on whether you take Denmark to be the nation or the EoFFer, this sentence could take on a whole new meaning.

Yeah, when you asked "Country", for me, there was no other choice.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Psychotic. Psychotic was a red, hairy person who loved eggs very much. One morning Psychotic was travelling on the bike when they spotted Jojo selling books on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Jojo, Psychotic disembarked from the bike and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Rot in Hell"! shouted Psychotic, waving his/her perinium in a frantic greeting. Jojo was shocked by Psychotic's sudden arrival, and ran into the local fire museum to escape. Psychotic went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden fire, and injured his/her knee cap.

Meanwhile, Jojo was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Faris, theundeadhero and Celine Dion over for oyesters and juice. However, it turned out that theundeadhero was a highly sophisticated robot built by Sri Lanka to assassinate Celine Dion. theundeadhero grabbed a box and dived at Celine Dion, but was restrained by Faris, who fought off the evil creature with a stick. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Faris and Jojo joined forces to push theundeadhero out of the window. theundeadhero screamed "Will you bear my child?!!!", then yelled and died.

The great evil defeated, Jojo, Faris and Celine Dion celebrated by singing Its All Coming Back to Me and playing archery. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Faris and Celine Dion got married in Bowels of Hell and lived happily ever after.

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One day, Ansem and nikotine were sitting around discussing the merits of Kingdom Hearts They decided that Riku was totally furry and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "Riku's furry prostitute Club."

Then Dking'sQueen showed up and wanted to join. Ansem and nikotine said "no Dking'sQueen, you can't!" because Dking'sQueen didn't love prostitutes. Dking'sQueen called up Social Moon Firesky and they got on a car and started chasing after Ansem and nikotine. Ansem and nikotine were very very lust. They ran like Jerk!s through downtown London. Dking'sQueen and Social Moon Firesky caught up to them anyways and splattered their fingers everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, Dking'sQueen and Social Moon Firesky apologized and helped Ansem and nikotineto stand. Then they all ate sushi and planned the next meeting of "Riku's furry prostitute Club."
When planning was done, Ansem and nikotine rode off on their prostitutes into the sunset.

[TurkSlayer]

turkslayers:

1: looney bob
2: psy
3: ff5
4: faris
5: ugly
6: food samplers
7: old manus
8: rsl
9: lawn mower
10: disgusted
11: fatty
12: toronto
13: bladder
14: taco bell


One day, looney bob and psy were sitting around discussing the merits of ff5 They decided that faris was totally ugly and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "faris's ugly food samplers Club."

Then old manus showed up and wanted to join. looney bob and psy said "no old manus, you can't!" because old manus didn't love food samplers. old manus called up rsl and they got on a lawn mower and started chasing after looney bob and psy. looney bob and psy were very very disgusted. They ran like fattys through downtown toronto. old manus and rsl caught up to them anyways and splattered their bladders everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, old manus and rsl apologized and helped looney bob and psy to stand. Then they all ate taco bell and planned the next meeting of "faris's ugly food sampler Club."
When planning was done, looney bob and psy rode off on their lawn mowers into the sunset.

well that was silly

I just want to make sure you knew that wasn't mine. Someone else put it up before me.

[theundeadhero]

Why don't you like wigmakers Meat Puppet?

[Loony BoB]

I was rather pleased with how this turned out, actually.

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Lenna. Lenna was a horny, abusive person who loved jumbo jets very much. One morning Lenna was travelling on a rocket powered unicycle when she spotted Loony BoB selling lint on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for BoB, Lenna disembarked from the rocket powered unicycle and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Gudday, mate, put another shrimp on the barbie?!" shouted Lenna, waving her left eyebrow in a frantic greeting. BoB was shocked by Lenna's sudden arrival, and ran into the local RSL's Beard Museum to escape. Lenna went to follow him, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden RSL's beard, and injured her armpit hair.

Meanwhile, BoB was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Kyono, Squally Leonharty and Sean Robinson over for huhu grubs and slush puppies. However, it turned out that Squally was a highly sophisticated robot built by Djibouti to assassinate Sean. Squally grabbed Lenna's shoulder massager and dived at Sean, but was restrained by Kyono, who fought off the evil creature with a sponge. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Kyono and BoB joined forces to push Squally out of the window. Squally screamed "YOUR FACE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!", then orgasmed and died.

The great evil defeated, BoB, Kyono and Sean celebrated by singing 'Japanese Boy' and playing cricket. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Kyono and Sean got married in BoB's flat and lived happily ever after.

EDIT: Oh yeah.

One day, Squally Leonharty and Kyono were sitting around discussing the merits of Gauntlet II. They decided that The Wizard Guy was totally plastic and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "The Wizard Guy's Plastic Prostitute Club."

Then Loony BoB showed up and wanted to join. Squally and Kyono said "no BoB, you can't!" because BoB didn't love prostitutes. BoB called up Lenna and they got on a remote controlled car and started chasing after Squally and Kyono. Squally and Kyono were very very fearful. They ran like homotwats through downtown Edinburgh. BoB and Lenna caught up to them anyways and splattered their hair-covered regions everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, BoB and Lenna apologized and helped Squally and Kyono to stand. Then they all ate palmyra pizza and planned the next meeting of "The Wizard Guy's Plastic Prostitute Club."

When planning was done, Squally and Kyono rode off on their prostitutes into the sunset.

Yay for inside jokes.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Louby_4eva. Louby_4eva was a green, dumb person who loved eggs very much. One morning Louby_4eva was travelling on the gyrocopter when they spotted SmittenKitten selling figs on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for SmittenKitten, Louby_4eva disembarked from the gyrocopter and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Bonjour"! shouted Louby_4eva, waving her large intestine in a frantic greeting. SmittenKitten was shocked by Louby_4eva's sudden arrival, and ran into the local Book museum to escape. Louby_4eva went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden book, and injured her forehead.

Meanwhile, SmittenKitten was feeling pretty pleased that she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Loony BoB, Yuna_Elena and Steve Harris over for a cheese and ham toastie and vodka. However, it turned out that Yuna_Elena was a highly sophisticated robot built by Kyrgestan to assassinate Steve Harris. Yuna_Elena grabbed a pair of pliers and dived at Steve Harris, but was restrained by Loony BoB, who fought off the evil creature with an eoff t-shirt. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Loony BoB and SmittenKitten joined forces to push Yuna_Elena out of the window. Yuna_Elena screamed "“get your filthy hands off my pop tarts”!!!", then collapsed and died.

The great evil defeated, SmittenKitten, Loony BoB and Steve Harris celebrated by singing Run To The Hills and playing Elephant Pollo. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Loony BoB and Steve Harris got married in a nuclear Bunker and lived happily ever after.

[Loony BoB]

...and eventually Loony BoB and Steve Harris got married in a nuclear Bunker and lived happily ever after.

Score!

...who's Steve Harris? xD

[Flying Mullet]

Your husband goof. :rolleyes2

[disapointedchild]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Kirobaito. Kirobaito was a Funny, hairy person who loved Plastic plates very much. One morning kirobaito was travelling on a scooter when he spotted Del Murder selling staplers on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Del Murder, Kirobaito disembarked from the scooter and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Yo, yo"! shouted Kirobaito, waving his nee cap in a frantic greeting. Del Murder was shocked by Kirobaito's sudden arrival, and ran into the local baseball museum to escape. Kirobaito went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden baseball, and injured his/her armpit.

Meanwhile, Del Murder was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting smittenkitten, The Captain and Paris Hilton over for Chile and Carona Extra. However, it turned out that The Captain was a highly sophisticated robot built by Ethiopia to assassinate Paris Hilton. The Captain grabbed a Hat and dived at Paris Hilton, but was restrained by smittenkitten, who fought off the evil creature with a spatula. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, smittenkitten and Del Murder joined forces to push The Captain out of the window. The Captain screamed "I wear my sunglasses at night!!!", then quivered and died.

The great evil defeated, Del Murder, smitenkitten and Paris Hilton celebrated by singing I touch myself and playing basketball. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually smittenkitten and Paris hilton got married in the White house and lived happily ever after.

Thats hot, smittenkitten and paris hilton.