If only he had succeeded...Originally Posted by disapointedchild
bass player/founder of Iron MaidenOriginally Posted by Loony BoB
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Once upon a time, there lived a member named Del Mordor. Del Mordor was a green, marvellous person who loved cards very much. One morning Del Mordor was travelling on the train when they spotted Spiffing Cheese selling potatoes on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Spiffing Cheese, Del Mordor disembarked from the train and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.
"Howdy!" shouted Del Mordor, waving his finger in a frantic greeting. Spiffing Cheese was shocked by Del Mordor's sudden arrival, and ran into the local engagement ring museum to escape. Del Mordor went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden engagement ring, and injured his knee.
Meanwhile, Spiffing Cheese was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Sexy Mc Awesome, Chris and Grace Jones over for French fries and sangria. However, it turned out that Chris was a highly sophisticated robot built by Turkmenistan to assassinate Grace Jones. Chris grabbed a computer and dived at Grace Jones, but was restrained by Sexy Mc Awesome, who fought off the evil creature with a nail clipper. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Sexy Mc Awesome and Spiffing Cheese joined forces to push Chris out of the window. Chris screamed "You’re pretty hideous when you do that, you know!!!", then sneezed and died.
The great evil defeated, Spiffing Cheese, Sexy Mc Awesome and Grace Jones celebrated by singing Hey Joe and playing hide-and-seek. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Sexy Mc Awesome and Grace Jones got married in the backyard and lived happily ever after.
Oh my gawd!!!! Sorry Chris!!! XD
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One day, ZuZU and My name is…Something…? were sitting around discussing the merits of Yoshi’s Island. They decided that Baby Mario was totally witty and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it “Baby Mario's Witty Bodyguard Club."
Then Primus Inter Pares showed up and wanted to join. ZuZu and My name is….Something…? said "no Primus Inter Pares, you can't!" because Primus Inter Pares didn't love bodyguards. Primus Inter Pares called up Not at all Reno and they got on a airship and started chasing after ZuZu and My name is…Something…?. ZuZu and My name is…Something…? were very very ashamed. They ran like Son of a spoony bard!!!s through downtown Midgar. Primus Inter Pares and Not at all Reno caught up to them anyways and splattered their toenails everywhere.
When they had seen what they had done, Primus Inter Pares and Not at all Reno apologized and helped ZuZu and My name is…something…?to stand. Then they all ate instant ramen and planned the next meeting of "Baby Mario's Witty Bodyguard Club."
When planning was done, ZuZu and My name is…Something…? rode off on their bodyguards into the sunset.
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This has actually inspired me some vignettes...
Last edited by KoShiatar; 08-10-2005 at 08:40 PM.