EoFF Madlibs

[Cz]

This idea has been done before and it was pretty fun, so here's another madlib template. For those who don't know how the game works, here's a brief guide:

1. First off, don't read the story yet! The whole idea of a madlib is to have an unexpected and random outcome, so ensure that you pick your options before you scroll down and read the template.

2. Take a look at the list of categories below, and choose a word for each number that fits the description shown. So for #1 you choose an EoFF member, for #2 an adjective and so on. You might want to write them down in case you forget.

3. Once you've got a word for every number, look at the story below and replace the numbers in brackets with the relevant word.

4. Post the result in this thread. Enjoy your madlib!

Here's the list of words that you have to come up with:

1. EoFF member
2. Adjective
3. Adjective
4. An object (plural)
5. Mode of transport (e.g bus)
6. EoFF member
7. An object (plural)
8. Greeting
9. Body part
10. Another object
11. Body Part
12. EoFF member
13. EoFF member
14. Celebrity
15. Food
16. Drink
17. Nation
18. Yet another object
19. One final object
20. Any random sentence.
21. An intransitive verb (a verb that doesn't need to be 'done' to another object. Screamed and blinked are intransitive verbs, for example) in the past tense.
22. Song
23. Game/Sport
24. Place (Either a country/town, or a smaller location like a church or beach, it doesn't matter)

And now for the story:

Once upon a time, there lived a member named (1). (1) was a (2), (3) person who loved (4) very much. One morning (1) was travelling on the (5) when they spotted (6) selling (7) on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for (6), (1) disembarked from the (5) and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"(8)"! shouted (1), waving his/her (9) in a frantic greeting. (6) was shocked by (1)'s sudden arrival, and ran into the local (10) museum to escape. (1) went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden (10), and injured his/her (11).

Meanwhile, (6) was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting (12), (13) and (14) over for (15) and (16). However, it turned out that (13) was a highly sophisticated robot built by (17) to assassinate (14). (13) grabbed a (18) and dived at (14), but was restrained by (12), who fought off the evil creature with a (19). A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, (12) and (6) joined forces to push (13) out of the window. (13) screamed "(20)!!!", then (21) and died.

The great evil defeated, (6), (12) and (14) celebrated by singing (22) and playing (23). It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually (12) and (14) got married in (24) and lived happily ever after.

Let's see what you folks can come up with. Post your madlibs (or your own madlib templates) below.

[theundeadhero]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Del Murder. Del Murder was a slimey, skinny person who loved oranges very much. One morning Del Murder was travelling on the elephant when they spotted ShlupQuack selling speedboats on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for ShlupQuack, Del Murder disembarked from the elephant and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Previet!" shouted Del Murder, waving his ear in a frantic greeting. ShlupQuack was shocked by Del Murder's sudden arrival, and ran into the local carrot museum to escape. Del Murder went to follow her, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden carrot, and injured his belly button.

Meanwhile, ShlupQuack was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting theundeadhero, Monkey and Marilyn Manson over for yams and tequila. However, it turned out that Monkey was a highly sophisticated robot built by Brazil to assassinate Marilyn Manson. Monkey grabbed a pokeball and dived at Marilyn Manson, but was restrained by theundeadhero, who fought off the evil creature with a giraffe. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, theundeadhero and ShlupQuack joined forces to push Monkey out of the window. Monkey screamed "It was a big sloppy mess!!!", then blubbered and died.

The great evil defeated, ShlupQuack, theundeadhero and Marilyn Manson celebrated by singing Wish You Were Here and playing checkers. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually theundeadhero and Marilyn Manson ( ) got married in the swamp and lived happily ever after.




Wow...

[Doomie]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Baloki. Baloki was a homosexual, repulsive person who loved empty beer cans very much. One morning Baloki was travelling on the metro when they spotted Psychotic selling Cheese Whiz on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Psychotic, Baloki disembarked from the metro and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"HIYA"! shouted Baloki, waving his/her wang in a frantic greeting. Psychotic was shocked by Baloki's sudden arrival, and ran into the local rectal thermometer museum to escape. Baloki went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden rectal thermometer, and injured his/her LEFT buttcheek.

Meanwhile, Psychotic was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Rye, Czanthor and Angelina Jolie over for Deep-fried oranges covered in fudge and crab juice. However, it turned out that Czanthor was a highly sophisticated robot built by Brazil to assassinate Angelina Jolie. Czanthor grabbed a lightbulb and dived at Angelina Jolie, but was restrained by Rye, who fought off the evil creature with a discarded banana peel. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Rye and Psychotic joined forces to push Czanthor out of the window. Czanthor screamed "IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS A WOMAN!!!!", then stretched and died.

The great evil defeated, Psychotic, Rye and Angelina Jolie celebrated by singing I'm Too Sexy and playing Rugby. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Rye and Angelina got married in a gay bar and lived happily ever after.

Hahahaha, awesome. xD

EDIT: Why did we BOTH take Brazil? xDD

[Agent Proto]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Loony BoB. Loony BoB was a smelly, loud person who loved rocks very much. One morning Loony BoB was travelling on the boat when they spotted Psychotic selling flowers on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Psychotic, Loony BoB disembarked from the boat and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Why hello good ol' chap"! shouted Loony BoB, waving his/her wrist in a frantic greeting. Psychotic was shocked by Loony BoB's sudden arrival, and ran into the local box museum to escape. Loony BoB went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden box, and injured his/her left leg.

Meanwhile, Psychotic was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting boris no no, Baloki and Tom Arnold over for hamburger and Pepsi. However, it turned out that Baloki was a highly sophisticated robot built by Cuba to assassinate Tom Arnold. Baloki grabbed a microphone and dived at Tom Arnold, but was restrained by boris no no, who fought off the evil creature with a pants. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, boris no no and (60 joined forces to push Baloki out of the window. Baloki screamed "All your base are belong to us!!!", then groaned and died.

The great evil defeated, Psychotic, boris no no and Tom Arnold celebrated by singing Black Dog and playing football. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually boris no no and Tom Arnold got married in Australia and lived happily ever after.

[themagicroundabout]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named meat puppet. Meat puppet was a happy, hairy person who loved donkeys very much. One morning Meat puppet was travelling on the canoe when they spotted Chris selling panties on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Chris, Meat puppet disembarked from the canoe and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Howdy!" shouted Meat puppet, waving his toes in a frantic greeting. Chris was shocked by Meat puppet's sudden arrival, and ran into the local sponge museum to escape. Meat puppet went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden sponge, and injured his spleen.

Meanwhile, Chris was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Zelda, Psychotic and Mr. Bean over for cabbages and milk. However, it turned out that Psychotic was a highly sophisticated robot built by Belgium to assassinate Mr. Bean. Psychotic grabbed a table and dived at Mr Bean, but was restrained by Zelda, who fought off the evil creature with a hedge. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Zelda and Chris joined forces to push Psychotic out of the window. Psychotic screamed "please fetch me one large funky jibbet please, thank you!!!", then laughed and died.

The great evil defeated, Chris, Zelda and Mr. Bean celebrated by singing Happy Birthday and playing Chess. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Zelda and Mr. Bean got married in the sky and lived happily ever after.

[Meat Puppet]

p.s. I'm imaging you didn't change it

Once upon a time, there lived a member named themagicroundabout. themagicroundabout was a hideous, large person who loved spoons
very much. One morning themagicroundabout was travelling on the ute when they spotted FF Freak selling die on
a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for FF Freak, themagicroundabout disembarked from the ute and walked over, hoping to
strike up a conversation.

"Sup"! shouted themagicroundabout, waving his/her nostril in a frantic greeting. FF Freak was shocked by themagicroundabout's
sudden arrival, and ran into the local toothbrush museum to escape. themagicroundabout went to follow them,
but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden toothbrush and injured his/her ankle.

Meanwhile, FF Freak was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting
Sephiroth1999AD, Craig and Gary Coleman over for cocktail wieners and whiskey. However, it turned out that Craig was a highly
sophisticated robot built by Iraq to assassinate Gary Coleman. Craig grabbed a hat and dived at Gary Coleman,
but was restrained by Sephiroth1999AD, who fought off the evil c

...who fought off the evil creature with a mat. A fierce battle ensued,
the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Sephiroth1999AD and FF Freak joined forces to push Craig
out of the window. Craig screamed "(I'm really no good at coming up with witty signatures!!!)", then bit and died.

The great evil defeated, FF Freak, Sephiroth1999AD and gary Coleman celebrated by singing the Mulberry Bush Song
and playing snooker. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Sephiroth1999AD and Gary Coleman got married in Oz
and lived happily ever after.

[theundeadhero]

Why did we BOTH take Brazil? xDD

Subliminal messaging from the government that Brazil wants to take over Hollywood?

[omnitarian]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Raistlin</b>. Raistlin</b> was a smelly</b>, purple</b> person who loved chickens</b> very much. One morning Raistlin</b> was travelling on the hovercraft</b> when they spotted Psy</b> selling oranges</b> on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Psy</b>, Raistlin</b> disembarked from the hovercraft</b> and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Lali Ho</b>"! shouted Raistlin</b>, waving his kidney</b> in a frantic greeting. Psy</b> was shocked by Raistlin</b>'s sudden arrival, and ran into the local chair</b> museum to escape. Raistlin</b> went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden chair</b>, and injured his foot</b>.

Meanwhile, Psy</b> was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Chris</b>, FF babe</b> and Joan Rivers</b> over for Ham Sandwiches</b> and Milk</b>. However, it turned out that FF babe</b> was a highly sophisticated robot built by China</b> to assassinate Joan Rivers. FF babe grabbed a tooth and dived at Joan Rivers, but was restrained by Chris, who fought off the evil creature with a window. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Chris and Psy joined forces to push FF babe out of the window. FF babe screamed "You damn kids with your hippity-hop music!!!!", then died and died. (I swear I didn't plan that. xD)

The great evil defeated, Psy, Chris and Joan Rivers celebrated by singing Dragostea din tei and playing frisbee golf. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Chris and Joan Rivers got married in Norway and lived happily ever after.

[eestlinc]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Calliope. Calliope was a fast, towering person who loved hats very much. One morning Calliope was travelling on the submarine when she spotted -N- selling flowers on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for -N-, Calliope disembarked from the submarine and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Howdy, howdy, howdy!" shouted Calliope, waving her toe in a frantic greeting. -N- was shocked by Calliope's sudden arrival, and ran into the local banana museum to escape. Calliope went to follow him, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden banana, and injured her eyeball.

Meanwhile, -N- was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting eestlinc, Yamaneko, and Lindsey Lohan over for taquiutos and whiskey. However, it turned out that Yamaneko was a highly sophisticated robot built by Turkmenistan to assassinate Lindsey Lohan. Yamaneko grabbed a life-preserver and dived at Lindsey Lohan, but was restrained by eestlinc, who fought off the evil creature with a sack of potatoes. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, eestlinc and -N- joined forces to push Yamaneko out of the window. Yamaneko screamed "Only a knowman can save us now!!!", then slept and died.

The great evil defeated, -N-, eestlinc, and Lindsey Lohan celebrated by singing Folsom Prison Blues and playing baseball. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually eestlinc and Lindsey Lohan got married in a broom closet and lived happily ever after.

[Flying Mullet]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Meat Puppet. Meat Puppet was a faster, harder person who loved Buses very much. One morning Meat Puppet was travelling on the Tricycle when they spotted Kirobaito selling Turkeys on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Kirobaito, Meat Puppet disembarked from the Tricycle and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Hola"! shouted Meat Puppet, waving his/her Ankle in a frantic greeting. Kirobaito was shocked by Meat Puppet's sudden arrival, and ran into the local Hamburger museum to escape. Meat Puppet went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden Hamburger, and injured his/her Elbow.

Meanwhile, Kirobaito was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Resha, Flying Mullet and J Lo over for Taco and Pepsi. However, it turned out that Flying Mullet was a highly sophisticated robot built by Ukraine to assassinate J Lo. Flying Mullet grabbed a Bone and dived at J Lo, but was restrained by Resha, who fought off the evil creature with a Letter. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Resha and Kirobaito joined forces to push Flying Mullet out of the window. Flying Mullet screamed "I don't want no drama from no baby's mama.!!!", then Tensed and died.

The great evil defeated, Kirobaito, Resha and J Lo celebrated by singing We didn't start the fire and playing Quidditch. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Resha and J Lo got married in Fountain and lived happily ever after.

xD Very fun!

[NeoTifa]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Yuki. Yuki was a sexy, hot person who loved video games very much. One morning Yuki was travelling on the unicycle when they spotted Kamiko selling dope on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Kamiko, Yuki disembarked from the unicycle and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Fick Dich"! shouted Yuki, waving his/her weiner in a frantic greeting. Kamiko was shocked by Yuki's sudden arrival, and ran into the local caveman penis museum to escape. Yuki went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden caveman penis, and injured his/her spleen.

Meanwhile, Kamiko was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Raven Nox, Mercen X? and P Diddy (:P) over for cheese ball and wine. However, it turned out that Mercen X was a highly sophisticated robot built by Liechtenstein to assassinate P Diddy. Mercen X grabbed a banana and dived at P Diddy, but was restrained by Raven Nox, who fought off the evil creature with a roast turkey. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Raven Nox and Kamiko joined forces to push Mercen X out of the window. Mercen X screamed "I like cheese!!!", then had a seizure and died.

The great evil defeated, Kamiko, Raven Nox and P Diddy celebrated by singing "The Bum Bum Song" and playing Polo. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Raven Nox and P Diddy got married in a cardboard box under a dumpster and lived happily ever after.


XD lol beautiful. just lovely lo hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha


didnt mean to do that >.> im a retard

[faster skating penguin]

Once upon a time, there lived a member named faster skating penguin. faster skating penguin was a sexy, inanimate person who loved underwear very much. One morning faster skating penguin was travelling on the platform being carried by slaves when they spotted Resha selling sex toys on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Resha, faster skating penguin disembarked from the platform being carried by slaves and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"sup, no"! shouted faster skating penguin, waving his/her nope in a frantic greeting. Resha was shocked by faster skating penguin's sudden arrival, and ran into the local pie museum to escape. faster skating penguin went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden pie, and injured his/her nipple.

Meanwhile, Resha was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Meat Puppet, Psychotic and Charles Manson over for tomatoes and semen. However, it turned out that Psychotic was a highly sophisticated robot built by Japan to assassinate Charles Manson. Psychotic grabbed a atomic bomb and dived at Charles Manson, but was restrained by Meat Puppet, who fought off the evil creature with a stapler. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Meat Puppet and Resha joined forces to push Psychotic out of the window. Psychotic screamed "I idolize Hitler!!!", then pooped and died.

The great evil defeated, Resha, Meat Puppet and Charles Manson celebrated by singing The Russian National Anthem and playing Gladiator Death Battles. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Meat Pupper and Charles Manson got married in a sex dungeon and lived happily ever after.

[eestlinc]

how did I know I would need to read through fsp's contribution?

[NeoTifa]

meh, wasnt as good as mine

[Flying Mullet]

He didn't need to read through it because it was good.