EoFF Madlibs

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This idea has been done before and it was pretty fun, so here's another madlib template. For those who don't know how the game works, here's a brief guide:

1. First off, don't read the story yet! The whole idea of a madlib is to have an unexpected and random outcome, so ensure that you pick your options before you scroll down and read the template.

2. Take a look at the list of categories below, and choose a word for each number that fits the description shown. So for #1 you choose an EoFF member, for #2 an adjective and so on. You might want to write them down in case you forget.

3. Once you've got a word for every number, look at the story below and replace the numbers in brackets with the relevant word.

4. Post the result in this thread. Enjoy your madlib!

Here's the list of words that you have to come up with:

1. EoFF member
2. Adjective
3. Adjective
4. An object (plural)
5. Mode of transport (e.g bus)
6. EoFF member
7. An object (plural)
8. Greeting
9. Body part
10. Another object
11. Body Part
12. EoFF member
13. EoFF member
14. Celebrity
15. Food
16. Drink
17. Nation
18. Yet another object
19. One final object
20. Any random sentence.
21. An intransitive verb (a verb that doesn't need to be 'done' to another object. Screamed and blinked are intransitive verbs, for example) in the past tense.
22. Song
23. Game/Sport
24. Place (Either a country/town, or a smaller location like a church or beach, it doesn't matter)

And now for the story:

Once upon a time, there lived a member named (1). (1) was a (2), (3) person who loved (4) very much. One morning (1) was travelling on the (5) when they spotted (6) selling (7) on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for (6), (1) disembarked from the (5) and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"(8)"! shouted (1), waving his/her (9) in a frantic greeting. (6) was shocked by (1)'s sudden arrival, and ran into the local (10) museum to escape. (1) went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden (10), and injured his/her (11).

Meanwhile, (6) was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting (12), (13) and (14) over for (15) and (16). However, it turned out that (13) was a highly sophisticated robot built by (17) to assassinate (14). (13) grabbed a (18) and dived at (14), but was restrained by (12), who fought off the evil creature with a (19). A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, (12) and (6) joined forces to push (13) out of the window. (13) screamed "(20)!!!", then (21) and died.

The great evil defeated, (6), (12) and (14) celebrated by singing (22) and playing (23). It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually (12) and (14) got married in (24) and lived happily ever after.

Let's see what you folks can come up with. Post your madlibs (or your own madlib templates) below.