Boy, you all are all making this much harder than it actually is. You all seem to be focusing on the definition of history that is synonomous with the past. Why? Like most words in the English language, history has multiple definitions. Among those is "events of the past which are written down" (in fact, that is one of the oldest definitions). So to get things unrelated to history, all you need to do is find some past event that has not been recorded.

"Know thy loopholes."