EOFF Pope Inauguration speech

[-N-]

I don't know if it's because I'm drunk or because Flying Mullet really is funny, but this made me laugh for a long time. xDDDDDDDDD

[Loony BoB]

Hey, I still wanna be God

Sean Robinson (Cid) is our God. It is written.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/naitsirk/5454.html

[Primus Inter Pares]

Meat Puppet can be a cardinal. As Cardinal it is your job to seek out people to add to the book of HECTICS.

*Primus Inter Pares and Agent Proto added to the book of HECTICS.*

This better get me more votes at the next screen name comp...

[theundeadhero]

Flying Mullet, I expect your 500 reforms on my desk by Monday.

Sean Robinson (Cid) is our God. It is written.

The rumors of EOFF being some kind of crazy internet cult have already begun...

[gokufusionss1]

I'm anglican my loyality is to the queen.

[Shoden]

EOFF is it's own seperate cyult and religion and our pope runs it under the name of almighty Cid


Sheed pwn Walruses!

[Flying Mullet]

Flying Mullet, I expect your 500 reforms on my desk by Monday.

500? Pshaw, I'll give you 95 and you'll like it. :chef:

[Shoden]

yeah get working you Mullet eho flies

[Dignified Pauper]

There is no time for planning! We must storm the heretics of FFVII NOW! While they devise a plan against you, glorious Pope. We must amass a force, as quickly as possible, thus invading them and burning them at the steaks!!!!!!!! May they burn in Eyes Off Final Fantasy!!!!!

[Shoden]

..... we shall live on the FF7 legacy shall continue for al thats great in the name of Cid!

[theundeadhero]

There is no time for planning! We must storm the heretics of FFVII NOW! While they devise a plan against you, glorious Pope. We must amass a force, as quickly as possible, thus invading them and burning them at the steaks!!!!!!!! May they burn in Eyes Off Final Fantasy!!!!!

Long have they known their day was coming and they've been preparing. Their spies are everywhere. Alas, they have probably even seen this thread and told it to their ritualistic cult leaders. Be patient or we might be rushing to our doom. The day of these heretics will come soon enough. I fear that Shoden may be one of their spies trying to infiltrate our ranks. This herectic, and HECTIC, will be the first to feel our crusade!

[MoonsEcho]

Once the Holy Pirate Army has been formed.

This, I will join. How well do holy forces and undead forces really work together, though? O.o

[Flying Mullet]

Once the Holy Pirate Army has been formed.

This, I will join. How well do holy forces and undead forces really work together, though? O.o

[Hawkeye]

Does the EoFF Pope offer this life to celibacy?

WTF IS WITH YOUR LOCATION

And I approve of this mass desruction campaign of the Pope Pirate Army, only if I can be 5th in command

[theundeadhero]

Jojo's pants are a holy place.