EOFF Pope Inauguration speech
Hello members of EOFF! As your newly elected Pope I would like to say a few things here today. As your newly elected official I have great plans for the future Without you none of these would have been possible. Thank you for your vote of confidence.
As your Pope let me tell you what I plan to do.
I plan to uncover the mysteries of the secret staff porn forum with the help of my "Morocco Mole" Agents.
I plan to hold special holidays such as "Red Sexy Lingerea Day" and "Drop an anvil on the newbies head Day".
I plan to bring a new age to spam where subtle humor and in-jokes are encouraged instead of the horrible way things are found funny today.
I plan to settle once and for all who has a dirtier mind: ShlupQuack or Jojo.
I plan to have that filthy word "ninja", *shudder*, added to the swear filter. (Did you really expect an elected official not to have any hidden agendas?)
Perhaps my biggest challenge will be to bring to light the truth of a certain evil video game. Soon all shall be enlightened and know that FFVII never really exsisted!
Of course, I can be "persauded" to take on new challanges with the proper "motivation".
Welcome to the future!
As the Pope I may need help. Two Cardinals who can be trusted to get the job done just might need to be selected.
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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
