Post a funny line or two from your old diary, please!
Post snippets out of your old diary
Post a funny line or two from your old diary, please!
I killed a hooker today, but it's ok because hookers are already dead on the inside.
Happy now?
Oh my. Oh... my.
That's wicked, man.
"And again another uneventful day, yawn"
i never really kept a diary cuz my life is too boring
livejournal.com/~jume/calendar/2002/
I have a new favorite quote! "Never try, never fail"
Yeah, I never actually kept a diary or journal. Though once I wrote about a special day I had, but my gorram computer deleted. Piece of czit.
How long's it been, eight months? Welcome back.
Me? Thanks.
I AM SO FAT WHY WONT SOMEONE JUST PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD DAMN IT.
July. 1990.
"I don't remember him doin' that to her?!"
That's not from a diary, but from the greatest diary of all; my mind.
"I want to be with him so much but I can tell that there's someone else"
"I had 3 cheese sandwiches today; it was awesome!"
May 5th, 2003:
Note to self: Update diary tomorrow...
That was my last one.
The closest thing I have to a Diary is a Live Journal. So:
[Aug. 4th, 2005|11:00 pm]
So uh, a couple of things to add.
I took my theory test yesterday, and I failed. I got 27 on the questions, and 37 on the Hazzard perception.
My sister has moved back home, which is good. She's also brought her 2 Cats with her, Felix and Tigger.
Oh, and I watched Wedding Crashers and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory recently, both awesome.
Yams. You do know it's August?Originally Posted by Yamaneko
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