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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloud Lionheart
    Quote Originally Posted by kikimm
    When I played through the game, I think I flushed it about 20 times. Probably becuse of that cabinet in....Kalm, I think, where if you press it enough, Cloud shakes it and you get the potion, or whatever it is that was sitting on it.

    No such luck with the toilet. =(


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    wrong again you get an uber-elixer and flush it 50K times you get the [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] summon materia

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X
    Toilet threads suck. Toilets suck. ShinRa's toilet sucks. ShinRa sucks. ShinRa is a toilet.
    bahahaha humbug. spam 4tw

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    I wonder why a thread like this never comes up for FF VI....there were the Empire toilets to flush there....

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    i think mercen-x said the funniest thing on the forum, which is:

    Toilet threads suck. Toilets suck. ShinRa's toilet sucks. ShinRa sucks. ShinRa is a toilet.

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    Your appreciation is greatly appreciated, mon ami.

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    because there is only one toilet and no one knows what use it is

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thorn
    I flushed it twice, thinking the second time would produce a different text.

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    i flush it so many times for amusement i once got the ressurect materia for aeris
    i got the Michael jackson summon materia and the star wars materia

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    Flush the toilet 300 times after mastering Fire materia 20 times. Eventually, Cloud will say "I'm bored," and a third option will appear called "Clog toilet with Toilet Paper." Select that and flush the toilet another 8.3 million times. At that point, the ocean will be dry and Midgar and parts of Kalm will be flooded. You will recieve an Underwater Materia around the 800th flush, so don't panic about breathing. Then, after the Weapons are released, Emerald Weapon will suffocate due to a lack of water.
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    hence already beating emerald, but the piping form midgar to the gold saucewr are connected, so it flooded the desert so ruby weapon is covered in mud and now has 300,000 health, making it vulnerable for attack. you can also go from the gold saucer beach to ruby weapon using the sub now.

    also, if you go to janet jacksons house in nibelheim, she gives you her nipple ring in exchange for her brother frozen in carbonite, and you can wear the nipple ring as a bracelet and it has 12 materia slots, all double connected for half mp use, and has 99 magic evade, 99 evade, and 1 magic defense. it however, only has 2x ap . its not worth getting. tight on the nip if you ask me...

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    Oh, and I forgot that the ShinRa Mansion will be flooded so Vincent is dead.
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    thats a good thing, and this time, when you go to lucrecias cave, she mates with cait sith since you never met vincent, and they ditch cait sith since hes such a nuesance. then, when you get the hp shout at shinra tower, instead of giving it to cait sith, cloud uses it to publicly announce he wants to kill barret, then they have an epic battle, and appear out of nowhere form the death site that dyne died at, and this time, barret kicks cloud in the boy bits, thus knocking him off the cliff, thus they never save the world from meteor and they all have an extremely huge and delicious bar-be-q.

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    Then Sephiroth stands on a smouldering crater once known as Gaia, and does a victory dance despite the fact that gravity has become a problem.
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    and thus floats off to terra and invades the FFIX realm

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