Does being superior ever burden you?

[Peegee]

In hindsight I should've just sided with him.

After all I am immortal.

[Madonna]

No, being superior has never burdened me; I fail, utterly, at superiority. I was never good in Art class in high school.

High school; man, that brings up so many memories. I used to be one of the popular ones; I got to lead my own herd of sheep and everything. I had friends, and we hung out at lunch sitting on tables and communally ragged on people we didn't like, drove around town with nothing to do but waste time, and best of all, we liked those things. It was cool. Except that I was a sheep, and I was a sheep that knew it. That small little detail was drilled into my brain and was a continuous whisper.

I couldn't take it. I graduated high school, desperate to get away, and fled to a college. Any college; I didn't look at which one. I just ran; I was that afraid of still being a sheep. I didn't want to become a rack of lamb. I refused to sell-out and give into nature.

So I sold my wool. I shave regularly now, to hide my wool. I don't want anyone to know that I am a sheep. I wear fedoras in public, and make a great show of avoiding pink and black clothing. Everyone knows that pink is the new black, that black never dies, and that a sheep couldn't resist wearing what's in. But I do.

Maybe that means I'm changing. Maybe I'm no longer a sheep. But that's ludicrous; you can't really change your nature. To do otherwise, to fight it, makes Martin Heidegger right. I reek of inauthenticity, and this is my failing.

I think all of us try not to look like the follower.

[gokufusionss1]

Sometimes it's more fun to take these things seriously.

[Denmark]

I get it, and chose to play the opposite part... more fun that way. See, if you were superior like me, you'd have known to do that first, as you would have realized first how much fun it is to be on the other side of the argument.

But I still need to stay out of the General Chat section, this kind of joke loses its fire quickly.

here's the funny part: you don't actually get it.

but yes, I do get the feeling that I am superior to many people. like right now, I'm getting that feeling, because I get it and these other people don't.

[Optium]

Oh my god. This guy is the next Kurt Vonnegut.

.opt

[Miriel]

This thread is elitist on so many levels.

[Shoeberto]

What the smurf, man.

What the smurf on a few points.

1. Why didn't I see this thread before it got to three pages?
2. Okay, maybe just on one point.

It seems like when Mikey first decided that he wanted to only post once every six months, most people recognized him and posted and laughed until the break of dawn. For, you see, that is when the cows return to their homes! He has since, unfortunately, faded deeper and deeper into obscurity.

This is why I can not let any of you live.

I've lost track of what I was going to say. It probably involved wanting to kill something. I'm going to go shoot something with a BB gun because it makes me feel like a real man.

This is a funny image that I have saved on my hard drive.

Oh goodness.

[Lindy]

At least I remembered him.

And I didn't even know him!

[UWAOOOOU]

Xasporated Wtf?

[Sepho]

This thread makes me smile something fierce. The many first encounters with BOU are all too evident.

[Lindy]

BOU's last thread made me cry, he posted a love letter to his gamecube, and sadly it turned into "zomg gamecube has loads of games, let me list them", I on the other hand posted some relationship advice.

[Sepho]

That thread's stored on my hardrive. In it's own partition.

[Lindy]

Send plz.

[Destai]

At first I thought it was funny, but then I read this

I personally drown myself in anime. Anime and Manga and other things like that. And for those of you wondering, NO ANIME IS NOT A STYLE it is just Japanese Animation and it has nothing to do with how they draw things. Anime artists are as wide and varied as anything your STUPID american comics artists are capable of. It's just Manga is cool and deep and american comics are full of costumed retards for babies. That's why there are two shelves full of Manga at Barnes and Noble and only one for comics, and even that is half-full of "How to Draw Gay Crappy Muscle Men For Losers" and stuff.

And realised it was hilarious.

[Kirobaito]

This thread has turned me to tears.

I don't even like anime, and I'm touched.