What the smurf, man.

What the smurf on a few points.

1. Why didn't I see this thread before it got to three pages?
2. Okay, maybe just on one point.

It seems like when Mikey first decided that he wanted to only post once every six months, most people recognized him and posted and laughed until the break of dawn. For, you see, that is when the cows return to their homes! He has since, unfortunately, faded deeper and deeper into obscurity.

This is why I can not let any of you live.

I've lost track of what I was going to say. It probably involved wanting to kill something. I'm going to go shoot something with a BB gun because it makes me feel like a real man.

This is a funny image that I have saved on my hard drive.

Oh goodness.