No one less than RSL.

RSL for president of the WORLD.

You know this is true.
It is the only true, right and just campaign in this evil world of politics.

RSL won't be a flipflopper over issues-- He's very stoic in that sort of things, amongst others.

RSL won't be an excessive Conservative, but not an excessive Liberal either!

RSL will solve the worlds problems by taking foriegn leaders to watch races.

Vote RSL and you'll vote for a safer Earth.