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Thread: HK's finest or Japan's... Street fighter?

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    Default HK's finest or Japan's... Street fighter?

    One day, while kicking the lives out of thieves and murderers, Jackie Chan accidentally runs into a man with a white sac and raggidy clothes.
    Jackie: Sorry!
    Mystery man: Tch, (insert something offensive here)
    Jackie: Hey! I said I was sorry!
    Argument insues. Some random sorcerrer casts a spell on the mystery man.
    Mystery man: Uh.. Hadouken? *Poof* Dag, that darn sorcerrer.
    So Jackie Chan and Ryu fight, one on one, fist-to-fist, no super powers, no fireballs. Just pure hand-to-hand combat. WHO WINS?!

    For the sake of fairness, we're talking about Jackie Chan in his prime. Not old Jackie chan.

    EDIT: Forgot to add my opinion. Jackie Chan would win. Ryu has power and that spinning back-kick, but Jackie has speed and he's pretty strong himself. So Jackie.
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    Jackie!
    Leave some shards under the belly
    Lay some grease inside my hand
    It's a sentimental jury
    And the makings of a good plan

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    Jackie Chan, because I like him more.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    <strike>Fei Long</strike> Bruce Lee.

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    Jackie will choose Ken and kill him D:

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    Jackie Chan would win him over with his smile. B)

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    Chow Yun Fat

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    Jackie would win because he always has some kind of mystical sidekick chinese boy that seems useless, but uses powers, of course.


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    If anyones seen Street Fighter II The Animated Movie then they would know Ryu would win.

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    Chan. HE is a crazy fighter.

    Bruce Lee could beat them all though.....
    Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again! I hardly knew I should use me feet again!

    What do you have to say for yourself?

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    Jet Li...
    Making a slow come back since 2008

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    I'll personally Shinkuu Hadouken everyone who said anything but Jackie Chan or Ryu.
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    Jackie Chan's martial arts are mostly for performance,so I'd say Ryu.

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    Just because he exaggerates the motions and makes them look better for screen doesn't mean he can't actually fight properly. ;o

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    I am sure Bruce Lee is a fake too in his movies D:

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