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    Body for sale

    Comes with a great personality

    Will do anything for sex
    :mario::luigi:

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    Are you illiterate? If so, I can teach you to read. Call 1-800-WHAT-WAS-WRONG-WITH-THAT-SENTENCE.

    I know that's a long number, It's, uh, foreign.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Haha Kamiko, why are you seeking an Asian? *falls*


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    Bah, I don't know what a personal add is or I would attempt to make one. By looking at other people I have an idea, but I don't want to mess up and make myself look like a fool. lol
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    milk 4 me

    14 year old boy seeks dairy related product for conpanionship and maybe something more. Must be within use by date and fat free. If interested call 1800-DAIRY-QUEEN.

    Peace out and :rock:
    EE

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    Guy called Daniel seeks but he does not find.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey
    Haha Kamiko, why are you seeking an Asian? *falls*
    Aww Jojo read my personal add!!

    What was your number Udsuna?

    Tôi đói.

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    75 year old male looking for good time with 18 year old girls call 1-800-U-R-SO-FA-KING-WE-TODD-IT

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    16-year old, ebony-haired, chocolate-eyed, intelligent, American male seeks teen male who enjoys poetry, theater, music and intelligent conversation.

    Must be psych ward free for at least six years)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamiko

    What was your number Udsuna?
    Last time I gave out my number online, I ended up having to move. Actually, that had nothing at all to do with who got the number... but I digress... and that ruins my point I guess... oh well.
    Whore since '04. Selling my skills as an artist and writer.

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    15 yr old soggy, lonely,and sloppy toast looking for a sweet jam to smear all over face, and then possibly devour for lunch with a side of butter

    call wonder bread for details

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    Lazy Person For Sale
    Have any spare food? or Sofa? Give me a call

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    Twin Sister for sale:
    Well house trained
    Friendly towards all ages
    Goes by the name of Boris no no

    Starting price:
    A gazillion of your earth moneys

    Kagga
    Here I am to save the day!

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    omg hi2u!

    do u liek asl? me 2. seeking roffle waffles for the holy quest of LOL.



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