Your Very Own Personal Ad!
If you could make a personal add, what would it say?
Here's mine.
Crazy/Nuts!!
15 year old psychiatric patient seeks kind and loving Asian.
Her best qualities are her ability to call out her other personality at will and run around naked.
If interested call 1-800-Nut-tter.
Tôi đói.
47 year old balding male seeks midgets (any gender) for "fun" and to help in amateur film project. Must enjoy bondage, horses and movies with cowboys in them.
15 year old geordie nutter seeking Weapons and action
call 0800-666-wtf
LET THE HAMMER FALL
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I'm already not too wild about this thread so anything inappropriate and it will be closed.
Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles
Anonymous person seeks someone anonymous to have an anonymous wedding. Must be anonymous. If interested I don't want you to call me.
there was a picture here
Teenager for sale:
Comes with hormones and mood swings. Will cut off nose to spite his face. Usually nice but prone to insanity. If wanted please ;eave your name and number at: 1-800-teen-kid.
Call 911 for some fun.
r u grl irl pm me
>>> Lazy 25 years old bum seeks to be the heir of a RICH aristocrat family..
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
You have a sexy voice.Originally Posted by nik0tine
22y/o couple looking for good time
Fun-loving couple seeks someone to cook and clean for them while they go play.
Must do this for free and not steal things or put them in stupid places.
Call 1-800-STFU-WAB if interested.
18 Year Old Person
Sweet and loving person seeks people for comfort.
Always lonely, please call me, in fact; I'll pay you for calling.
14 Year old boy ruled by inner demons for sale!
He is the ultimate in home entertainment! He has epileptic fits which is marvelous to laugh at! He can dance with elephants , make delicious sandwiches and in female company he can give them the time of their lives!
Just call 666 666 666!!! Or check our website dealingwiththedarkarts.com!
So what are you waiting for order your posessed teenage boy today! (STDs included)
to my waitress this morning thank you for the extra potatoes
22 year old male seeks intelligent companion. Any gender, age, race (or for that matter species). No requirements, except an IQ over 110 and the understanding that I will attempt to fondle you at any opportunity. Oh, and no Grace Jones fans... sorry, Chris.
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