One of Anything?

[Strider]

So I was listening to the radio on the way home from class this afternoon, and the DJ was talking about some beer company in New Zealand that's giving away FREE BEER. D.B.'s Beer or something like that, maybe one of y'all Kiwis can help me out there.

Anyway, this company took out space in all the newspapers in New Zealand and printed up coupons good for one free beer to celebrate their 75th anniversary. Or some large number like that. I don't drink, but I was thinking about how awesome that would be to have here in America. Oh, what a day that would be.

It also reminded me of that Taco Bell promotion during the World Series last fall. If any player hit the sign, everyone in America would win one free taco. That would've been swell, too, but it didn't happen.

The question is this: Would there be anything better to receive for free than one beer?

[ZeZipster]

Oooooooooh I think I could think of something.

[Psychotic]

Two beers. (Well, 1 x 2 beers. SEE? THAT'S ONE!)

[Necronopticous]

Better than a free beer?

I think to narrow it down the thread should be what <i>isn't</i> better than a free beer. Smallpox is my answer, but even that's pushing it.

[Yamaneko]

Free goat.

[Kamiko]

Ummm.... a boyfriend!! xD
Well, not really...
a free one-way ticket to Japan?

[rubah]

free money. Seeing how I can't drink. Then I could get the equivilant of a free coke.

[GooeyToast]

Free air.

People are so cheap these days, I tell ya....

[Calliope]

Yeah, my newspaper had that coupon in it this morning.

Beer is disgusting, and it's old person beer, which makes it more disgusting. I should have stolen a bunch of coupons and stolen them, though.

I WANT A FREE FRANK SINATRA HAT OF GREEN-NESS!

This reminds me: I have TWO coupons in my bag for free coffee. And the lady at the supermarket yesterday gave me a free thingee of coffee, except it's plunger coffee, which is no good to me, so I'll trade you a gazillion cups of coffee, and I'll jump on a plane to Wahusah!

[Del Murder]

I'd rather have a cup of ice.

[Calliope]

Fine, I'll trade you a cup of ice for a plane ticket to Washington.

[fire_of_avalon]

Free boots.

[Shlup]

I got free Coke from the Coke store in Vegas. I don't drink caffine though so I gave it to BJ's dad and he enjoyed it.

[kikimm]

Probably a free pair of socks, because I need them, but I refuse to spend my money on them.

[Madonna]

A free iPod.

Oh, wait; I got one of those from those ads where you give 'em all your personal information. I highly recommend it!