This is how my fights usually end up:
Bigger guy: *Says random nonsense*
Me: Oh yeah.
Bigger guy: Yo, you bein' smart, homes?
Me: I like homes.
Bigger guy: I'ma smack you upside the head, pack!
Me: That's true.
Bigger guy: Man you is lucky!

I've learned that as long as I keep my ground against idiots, they don't do anything.