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    Default its a bird, its an airplane, its the almighty mop?

    What is it? Its a mop, it looks like a broom, and its a weapon? please, like ya'll never wondered why Cid had a mop for a weapon or why Cloud had a baseball bat. The truth will be revealed. Hopefully. But, thats still weird.

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    mop= a chore gift for shera. he might as well use it while he has it, and give it to her when he gets a good chance or when it's her birthday.

    "bat"= it wasn't just a bat. it was a NAIL bat. that does HELLA more damage than a bat. and it's not like ffvii is paranoia agent. more violence (meaning more violent weapons)

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    Cloud: A bat with a bunch of bent nails driven into it.
    Barret: A boxing glove . . . prosthetic?
    Tifa: A glove *whoo*
    Aeris: An umbrella, not gonna hit very hard (think the Parasol should have been Cid's weird weapon. Aeris's weird weapon should have been, like, the Mop Handle.)
    Red XIII: A hairpin
    Yuffie: A rubber ball that bounces and is pretty hard. Can give a black eye.
    Cait Sith: the shell of a trumpet. What? None of his weapons make sense! *geez*
    Cid: A mop that looks like a shovel
    Vincent: A toy gun

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    everyone has an everyday item they use that is powerful but can't hold materia. Makes sense to me.

    Someone post that Nail Bat image.

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    The one from that site that only has one nail through it?

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    the thing with FFVII is that the weapon / armour system was very Linear, every town you go to you buy the weapons and the armour with the same slots and stuff and no diversity and it was like that with finding weapons too, like in one little section you would find a weapon with no slots for everyone, it got quite boring because all the best armours and weapons you found. The Nailbat is useless because of no materia slots, there is no way attack power will ever compensate for materia slots, HOWEVER the Ziedrich you steal off of the Turks in the return to Midgar has 100 defense (best in game) and gives you phenominal defense against physical and magic attacks but no slots, that is definately worth having equipped. Maybe if Aeris had it on she woulden't have died?

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    They be missing a Scimitar/Rapier, the weapon of choice!
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    if you're trying to beat the game without materia then these weapons are helpful.

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    Can anyone post pictures of them? I have a fancy for FF VII's silly weapons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mido Ban
    Nail Bat, its the best.

    lmao. it sez nailbat.com at the bottom of the pic so i went to it XD it's a real site! (but not relating to the picture, of course)

    Thank you Hysterian!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx Power
    They be missing a Scimitar/Rapier, the weapon of choice!
    But one of Cid's spears happens to be a scimitar......they should have made a rapier for Barret as an attachable fist though.

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    What are you whating?

    These items exist! I didn't understand the last post too well either if that is what you are whatting!

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