Things to do before the opposition has me slain: Hire a hitman, achieve artistic merit, go on a tour with eestbren where we give lectures on ridiculousness accompanied with backwardsly photocopied copies of our very first books, talk Joe out of establishing a hello kitty farm and into cultivating the rainforest, punch Dr Phil in the face, reunite Blur and laugh at Oasis, finish reading Finnegan's Wake, have Daniel Towns give me away when I marry Joe, learn to be happy without the assistance of material deadweight.