CLOUD SAVE ME

[G SpOtZ]

It all starts the night before when they are staying over at the City of Ancients Pyramid Hotel. Cloud starts to flirt with the receptionist with the ultimate goal of getting Sephiroth's room number and key. He succeeds and gets a few extra bonuses
Cloud proceeds to Sephiroth's room where he slips in unnoticed and replaces Sephiroth's sword with one made out of balloons. And so the story unfolds...

Sephiroth comes to do the bad thing to Aeris which is a story best told in pictures:





Then Cloud was all like "LOL that was a balloon sword!"
To that Sephiroth replies "I was fooled. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And then Aeris gives Sephiroth a flower and then there is a party and then people come along and do the conga and then Harry Potter arrives and Darth Varder comes to compliment Sephiroth's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and then Aeris has a stroke.

The fable of this story is the future cannot be changed

balloons are made of rubber. and sephiroth should have rubbed it in her hair to make her hair get all messy and stand up from the static. at least that woulda done SOME damage.

[Rengori]

i thought just after Cloud let Aeris go but what if he had stopped Sephiroth's Blade how do you think Cloud Whould save Aeris from certain doom :sophia:

And spoil the drama?!? He's an RPG character, he can't help it.

[G SpOtZ]

*sephiroth comes down and kills aeris*
Cloud: OH MY GOD....
Sephy: Sowwy =(
Cloud: No... no don't be sorry! *whips out sword and hits aeris while she's still dead*
Sephy: ?!?! HAH! *stabs aeris again*

for another hour they have fun killing aeris together. then they have a drink, Sephiroth decides to call off the meteor spell because him and cloud are such great friends now, and boom! the crisis is gone. see. it was a good thing that aeris died.

[Rengori]

*sephiroth comes down and kills aeris*
Cloud: OH MY GOD....
Sephy: Sowwy =(
Cloud: No... no don't be sorry! *whips out sword and hits aeris while she's still dead*
Sephy: ?!?! HAH! *stabs aeris again*

for another hour they have fun killing aeris together. then they have a drink, Sephiroth decides to call off the meteor spell because him and cloud are such great friends now, and boom! the crisis is gone. see. it was a good thing that aeris died.

Woohoo! That works too!

[kawaiileena]

*sephiroth comes down and kills aeris*
Cloud: OH MY GOD....
Sephy: Sowwy =(
Cloud: No... no don't be sorry! *whips out sword and hits aeris while she's still dead*
Sephy: ?!?! HAH! *stabs aeris again*

for another hour they have fun killing aeris together. then they have a drink, Sephiroth decides to call off the meteor spell because him and cloud are such great friends now, and boom! the crisis is gone. see. it was a good thing that aeris died.

Amusing and interesting, coulda worked, though! Sweet idea, by the way.

[Vyk]

Too horrible.. My poor Aeris

[kikimm]

I think I like her dead. I don't like imagining any other scenarios.

[G SpOtZ]

i was so happy when i was done wasting my money on staffs.

Luby Moogle.

[Lord Magician]

YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY! I am like laughing for 10 minutes non-stop.

It would have been smarter, if after sephiroth kills areis, clouds comes falling down and stabs and kills sephiroth the same way.

Then use "PHOENIX DOWN" on areis! Then he could screw her all he wants, but no, he wants to screw sephiroth instead.

[G SpOtZ]

can't revive dead characters. only knocked out characters. that's why it always says "K'O." thank you.

luby moogle.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

balloons are made of rubber.

I didn't believe you at first but after looking up balloons in tha dictionary and buying a few I must say, yes they are made of rubber. So much for my 'they are made a mud and noodles' idea.

[G SpOtZ]

balloons are made of rubber.

I didn't believe you at first but after looking up balloons in tha dictionary and buying a few I must say, yes they are made of rubber. So much for my 'they are made a mud and noodles' idea.

O.o i didn't know they were made of rubber, i was just kidding. i thought they were made of pie.

[Rengori]

balloons are made of rubber.

I didn't believe you at first but after looking up balloons in tha dictionary and buying a few I must say, yes they are made of rubber. So much for my 'they are made a mud and noodles' idea.

O.o i didn't know they were made of rubber, i was just kidding. i thought they were made of pie.

Moogle pie? (lets keep the spam to a minimum this time)

[MysticD]

Sephiroth:*Stabs Aeris*Muahahahaha!!!!!!!
Cloud:that isn't enough you *censored*
Sephiroth:It isn't?
Cloud:NO!*Stabs Sephiroth*Then proceds(sp) to killing the rest of the party.
Cid:What the ****????
Barret:Yo!CLoud where's the chick?
Cloud: Dead.
Barret:How...How could you!!!You killed her without inviting us??????
Cidod *** you!!!!!!
Cloud:Sorry.I still have her body though!Let's go get Emerald Weapon to eat her!
Barret & CidREAT!

And that's how Cloud and friends removed the need to kill Emerald Weapon;they became friends!

[Levian]

I'd probably die if I ate Aeris. Don't know where that bitch has been.