FF Pick-Up Lines

[Vyk]

XD Time for a piggy back ride!

[fantasyjunkie]

Say, that's a nice materia combo under your shirt, any chance of me being able to summon them?

[fantasyjunkie]

Cloud: My hair's not the only thing that's pointy right now!

OMG! I am so crying in front of my monitor right now!

[Final_Heavan_33]

"Nice t**s, wanna LVL?"
"There's a PT in my pants and all Mithra are invited!"
"Wanna camp my NM?"
"{Hume} {Meat} {Log} {Do you have it?} {I want to make money!}"
"Was your father a THF? Because he stole 2 magicite and put 'em in your eyes"
"Are those kupo pants? Becuase that kupo is out of this kupo!"
"I know my way around the cleft of dimension, want me to show you?"
"Wanna ride my chocobo?"
"Is that a gunblade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Well I can't summon Leviathan, but I CAN make a serpent appear and flood the general area."
"This is my friend Umaro, he wields a bone club"
"My orbs are hot with destiny..."
"Wanna see the REAL reason moogles have pom-poms?"
"Want a tour of the Mysidian Tower?"
"Dragoons have bigger polearms"
"I've got a full set of leather equips back at my Mog House"
"Wanna do the Taru dance with me?"
"Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky on a meteor?"
"Wow, that AF gear looks great on you! But I think it'd look even better on my bedroom floor!"
"Actually, that IS a gunblade in my pocket, but that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you."
"Want me to show you how to junction?"
"{Galka} {rear} {fun}! {Do you need it?}"

And of course, my favorite...

"Heidegger? That's a lovely name! May I buy you a drink?"

How long did it take you to come with all these? i just thought of one quick one really

[DJZen]

Wasn't that long. These things just come to me.

Did somebody cast Firaga or is it just you?

[Final_Heavan_33]

lol i gotta say ur a natural, it tuk me a while to think of mine, but hey i gotta say i do like mine though

[fantasyjunkie]

Squall:Come with me to Balamb Gardens and I'll show you what gunblades are REALLY used for!

[Aeris lives]

omg these are really funny!, i cant think of any right now..

[Chris]

Wanna see my Squall? :joey:

[SeeDRankLou]

("Friends" reference)
Hello sir, would you like to buy my flower? It's on sale for 1 gil.

[Old Manus]

"Hey, wanna touch my Nail Bat?"

[ljkkjlcm9]

(As a dragoon)
Me and my lance can take you all the way to heaven!

THE JACKEL

[TurkSlayer]

"You can play with my Buster Sword all night long!"

[Eternal Dark Night]

"You can play with my Buster Sword all night long!"

haha nice one

[TheSpoonyBard]

Reno: "My electro-mag rod isn't the only thing that's going to shock you."