FF Pick-Up Lines
Okay this is a little out there, and you can tell I'm bored, but I'm challenging you all to come up with a decent Final Fantasy pick up line. No, I will never be stupid enough to use a pick up line in my life, I just want a laugh.
Random example:
"Get down with me, baby, and I'll make you have a Limit Break all night long..."
C'mon, you can do better than this! Ready.... and go!
Hi! I don't come on here often, but when I do, be sure to say hi. I'm nice and I don't bite. I just have a life.
Square Games I have beaten:
FFIV, FFVI, FFIX, FFVII
Square Games I am currently playing:
FFX, FFV, Chrono Trigger
Pleeeeeease don't spoil anything for me. Or I will cry. And maybe stab you with a plastic fork.
Irvine: Hmmm... perhaps it's fate?
Irvine: We're destined to be together!
Irvine: No one understands me... Sharpshooters are loners by nature... We hone our instincts, pour our whole being into a single bullet. The pressure of the moment... An instant of tension... That's what... I have to face alone... ...It's not easy. (sympathy route)
Cloud: My hair's not the only thing that's pointy right now!
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
And I thought I had see everything here...
I might as well join in!
Selphie: "I like your shoes, they're SHINY!"
Zidane - You wanna see something my tail can do?
Cid (FFVII): You, bitch! Lay your ass down on my bed and take your goddamn pants off! Or ain't I romantic enough for ya?
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
Quina:
I LIKE TONGUE
Images I DID NOT NEED! ROTFLMAOQuina:
I LIKE TONGUE
Images you DO need!
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
Jecht: ya know they say alchohol puts the lead in the pencil, come ta bed with me baby and i'll show you a DIFFERENT KIND of Jecht Shot
This is My Final Heavan....
How many people do you know that want to do it with Sin? Tidus can pull off the Jecht shot just fine anyway. But he seems more like the one who's pro-monogamous.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
Ifrit (to Shiva): Wanna light my fire?
I can't believe I just posted that. :rolleyes2
"Nice t**s, wanna LVL?"
"There's a PT in my pants and all Mithra are invited!"
"Wanna camp my NM?"
"{Hume} {Meat} {Log} {Do you have it?} {I want to make money!}"
"Was your father a THF? Because he stole 2 magicite and put 'em in your eyes"
"Are those kupo pants? Becuase that kupo is out of this kupo!"
"I know my way around the cleft of dimension, want me to show you?"
"Wanna ride my chocobo?"
"Is that a gunblade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Well I can't summon Leviathan, but I CAN make a serpent appear and flood the general area."
"This is my friend Umaro, he wields a bone club"
"My orbs are hot with destiny..."
"Wanna see the REAL reason moogles have pom-poms?"
"Want a tour of the Mysidian Tower?"
"Dragoons have bigger polearms"
"I've got a full set of leather equips back at my Mog House"
"Wanna do the Taru dance with me?"
"Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky on a meteor?"
"Wow, that AF gear looks great on you! But I think it'd look even better on my bedroom floor!"
"Actually, that IS a gunblade in my pocket, but that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you."
"Want me to show you how to junction?"
"{Galka} {rear} {fun}! {Do you need it?}"
And of course, my favorite...
"Heidegger? That's a lovely name! May I buy you a drink?"
Whatever
OMG Vyk U SOOOO HAWT!!!!!!
*suddenly goes into a coma*
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