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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
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    i can cure AIDs. What's your point?
    NOT ONE.
    That's good, I don't have one either.

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    Drink plenty of water, sleep, and masturbate. If somebody helps do them all at once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Graves
    That's neat, man. What kind of beer/whiskey/liquor will you be using for this experiement?
    i think i'll go with one of my three favorite drinks:
    1. rum and cola with a touch of lemon
    2. original martini or
    3. long island iced tea

    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Holmes
    Drink plenty of water, sleep, and masturbate. If somebody helps do them all at once.
    that sounds like a good advise. i think i'll try it for the next flu.

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    I'd be too naseous to drink. Yick.

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    Out of those three, the Gin Martini wins.

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    A pint of aeroplane fuel works best. Hey, no pain, no gain.


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    rum and coke with lemon. Just because, if one can of coke can get blood off of cement and dissolve an average sized steak in 3 days... combined with alcohol, it must do WONDERS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
    A pint of aeroplane fuel works best. Hey, no pain, no gain.
    i bet it does but fuel is so expensive nowdays.

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    It'd take a ridiculously fatal dose of pure alcohol to "cure" yourself by sterilising all the viruses.

    Also, since your system is already weakened by the virus, you'll just get really wasted, really fast.

    (I say viruses are alive. They "only" be protein and RNA, but that's alive enough for me).

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    Drink some beer to. Really cheap watery american beer if you can't afford good stuff like Labatt Blue.

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    Don't get drunk. That's the worst smurfing idea you can do when you're sick. Or when you're well. Whatever, it's your body. RIP.
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    you definitely run the risk of dehydration if you drink while sick.

    Also, Labatt Blue is not good beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big D
    It'd take a ridiculously fatal dose of pure alcohol to "cure" yourself by sterilising all the viruses.
    tehn i'll make them suffer!! :evilking:

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    I'm pretty sure that alcohol lowers your immune responce which is essential for defeating a virus. You see only antibodies can kill viruses (well there are some antiviral drugs are available but they are not widely available and under strict control due to the complete cock up the medicine made with antibacterials).

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    well, i was feeling waaaay more better during the night so i settled for a movie instead. i'll try my experiment some other time, i guess.

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