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    Default i got the flu and i know how to cure myself!

    damn you, virus!! prepare to get drunk!!!!

    so, i figured that if heavy drinking can bring a human down the virus have no chances! think of it. humans are gazillions times bigger than viruses and alcohol has no problems bringing us down so imagine how much a virus will suffer in a pool of alcohol infested bloodstream. if heavy drinking don't kill them i'll make sure taht they suffer as much as they make me suffer. so, virus, prepare to get rum-nizided.

    any other ideas?

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    Um, but viruses aren't alive. :o They're like, protein coated zombie parasite germs.


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    But alcohol can break up a virus's structure.

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    That's why we conduct a test.
    Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again! I hardly knew I should use me feet again!

    What do you have to say for yourself?

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    Viruses aren't alive. Bacteria is. So you would be only self harming yourself

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    yea, but i always feel better the second day after drinking with the flu. I think it honestly helps. Because a virus usually breaks up in extra harsh enviroments.

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    im gonna have so much fun testing this. payback time, biatch!! your going to freaking "die"!!!

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    I can cure cancer.

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    i can cure AIDs. What's your point?

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    :sing:
    I have my own pet parasite.
    I get to pet and name her
    We feed off of each other
    We can share our endorphins...
    ...

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    I gave this girl in the street tape worms because she was fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero
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    I have my own pet parasite.
    I get to pet and name her
    We feed off of each other
    We can share our endorphins...
    This is more symbiotic than parasytic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
    i can cure AIDs. What's your point?
    NOT ONE.

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    Usually just Tylenol does the trick for me. Have fun, though.

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    That's neat, man. What kind of beer/whiskey/liquor will you be using for this experiement?

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