Let's Engrish Here! Engrish Now!

**Rye** · 08-20-2005, 05:40 PM

Post your favourite Engrish, or even better, post Engrish you've found yourself. Whenever I go to the mall, I stop in the 99 cent store and scope out for Engrish. I always find something. Barbie tends to be Engrish'd a lot, as I've discovered. The stuff I submit is never really funny enough for Engrish.com, but I think I've got something that might make it:

Benign Girl? I guess they mean that she's a harmless girl or something.

I'm hoping that maybe this may get on Engrish.com, though I doubt this is funny enough. I find it unusual that it's on a Yu-Gi-Oh CD holder:

I'll post some other Engrish I've found later.

**Seymour_Guado_Goth** · 08-20-2005, 05:42 PM

DK · 08-20-2005, 05:42 PM

Benign girl xDDD that's the greatest doll i've ever seen.

Engrish is funnier in songs, I find. B)

**Rye** · 08-20-2005, 05:47 PM

I found a doll named Jessica in that same store. I was kinda freaked out.

**Jojee** · 08-20-2005, 05:58 PM

When I went to China, I saw "The Great Wall Welcome to You" xD

My favorite one is when there was this really ugly patch of grass (it looked like it was dead) and there was a sign next to it that said "Luxurious Grassland, do not trample" ^_^ So I crouched next to it and took a pic. xD Too lazy to upload it, though.

Oh yeah, and Jessica is freaky ;o *dies*

**Rye** · 08-20-2005, 06:02 PM

Luxurious Grassland. xD

And those this isn't one I've taken, this is one from Engrish.com, it never fails to make me laugh:

**Jojee** · 08-20-2005, 06:03 PM

xD @ the chicken.

And actually it was "luxuriant" xD

**Meat Puppet** · 08-20-2005, 06:06 PM

little pecker
haha

**Rye** · 08-20-2005, 06:28 PM

I can't find the other Engrish I took a photo of, but it was another Barbie one.

**Little Miss Awesome** · 08-20-2005, 07:54 PM

Me and my friends could spend ages in Poundland laughing at this stuff! It reminds me of All your base are belong to us!

I find this really funny too

http://www.ofb.net/~frederik/japan-p...ese-sprite.jpg

**The Jamie Star Scenario** · 08-20-2005, 08:16 PM

This probably doesn't count as Engrish but it is funny anyway.
This was on a sign with a map of Glasgow Airport on it.

**Mr. Graves** · 08-20-2005, 08:18 PM

Nothing tops "All Our Base Are Belong To Us", imho.

**Mirage** · 08-20-2005, 09:32 PM

Cryptogamic flesh 500 things is put in, in consequence of the fact that the position anger flesh.

From Ragnarok Online.

**Shoeberto** · 08-20-2005, 09:34 PM

For a game which such appeal to English speakers, RO has (had? I haven't played in years) some of the worst transration ever.

**Old Manus** · 08-20-2005, 10:10 PM

Engrish is Engrish.

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