Let's Engrish Here! Engrish Now!

[Lindy]

For a game which such appeal to English speakers, RO has (had? I haven't played in years) some of the worst transration ever.

Diamond Ring description : "A very expensive ring with a large encrusted diamond. Woman seem to love this named rock for some strange reason."

Ancient Language Book description : "The door which leads, by the force that is enormous, from the tower which rises high in the sky is the piece which keeps going down till dusk. Heat the key for from one inside where all things are repeated, a tear of the tree as of season, month as the car gown heart, and will do that door and as it will be a grass which grows from the ocean."

lolkorlish

There's more, but I'm too lazy to hunt through and de-code my data.grf files.

[Kamiko]

"Wash hands please return work!" On the restroom sign at this Chinese place I used to work in.

[Rye]

Pretty Ba By. The Engrish on the pencil case is pretty good, but unfortunatly, I don't have the photo that zoomed in on that part. It went something like "Conversation makes the reat conversation between friends not the actions but the never needing to say is what counts" except a bit more Engrish-y.

[Little Miss Awesome]

I found this on a website, and I think this is really funny too.



Frog. If it is thrown with full of your strenght, it will spit out the tounge, which is like the genuine one from the frog.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR TOUNGE OF FROG

A product has the stickness and is just like a soft rubber band with high contractility. It can be played to stick the remote objects.

Inspite of it is sticky, it is never like the chewing guns which is glues tightly and cannot be separated.

If the stickness is not good enough, it can be washed by soap. After it is dried, it cab be used continously many times.

The packing paper has printed the bug picture, which can be cut as per the black frame and placed on the table; then you can stick the picture with your tounge of frog.

The key point for throwing far away is the same as the throwing of fish rod, i.e. to throw out slowly with full of your strength. Separate it with two hands, then release one hand, throw it with full of your strength.

No matter what you make a round ball, it will recover the original shape.

CAUTIONS:

Never throw out the other person's head.

Keep away from fire.

Inspite of it is non-toxic, it cannot be eaten.

Never pull out tounge of frog hard, as it might be separated.

Its content has the oil, so if it touches on cloth, precious object or wall, the stains will remain if you don't care about it.

Never put on surface of any object, shall keep in polybag.

[Rye]

Precious object. xDDD I love it.