Water & Women

[Yamaneko]

It's because men are superior to women.

[GooeyToast]

water + women = wet women

[Maxico]

There's an old joke about the Wonder Twins where the guy always ends up turning into something made of water. And I really should be shot for remembering that. Not fatally, just in the foot, but still....

[nik0tine]

And don't forget that azn girl from Captain Planet.

[Jojee]

I would like to have water powers ^_^ ...Although fire powers would be even better! Bwahaha. *shoots fireballs out of my eyes* >=)

And he DID say the Capt'n Planet girl, nik xD

[Meat Puppet]

Coke an milk doesn't really taste as good as it did in my dream.

[Del Murder]

I hear that.

[nik0tine]

And he DID say the Capt'n Planet girl, nik xD

I'm just making sure that he doesn't forget.

[bipper]

Aquaman never had a female counterpart like the other superheroes did either.

Wasn't.. he into men and dolphins anyways? So that helps the point...

Contrary to this, in The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3D, Lava girl, is in fact, volcanic. And Shark boy probably has more to do with water than she.

and when sharkboy hits pueberty he will prolly become more like Rambo..


Bipper

[Sasquatch]

Because women and water are both unpredictable. They both change with the lunar cycle. They both swirl back on themselves. And if you think you're going to go for a nice swim on the beach, be careful, because all of the sudden you might get swallowed up in a riptide, and then what you thought would be the comfortable situation you were expecting has turned into something that just sucks you deeper into confusion and pain.