damn you, virus!! prepare to get drunk!!!!

so, i figured that if heavy drinking can bring a human down the virus have no chances! think of it. humans are gazillions times bigger than viruses and alcohol has no problems bringing us down so imagine how much a virus will suffer in a pool of alcohol infested bloodstream. if heavy drinking don't kill them i'll make sure taht they suffer as much as they make me suffer. so, virus, prepare to get rum-nizided.

any other ideas?