Farts.

[Caspian]

I like to fart in crowded rooms at parties.

Also if it's a fancier party, I like to go to the closet where everyone puts their jackets and take a crap right on the floor in there. Then I wait for someone to bear the bad news and say "The closet area smells like... doodoo." When this happens, I say "I hope nobody crapped on MY coat," then vanish into the night.

Any fart or doodoo stories to share and entertain me with?

[Shoeberto]

I can see nothing but bad coming from this, so I'm going to close it before anyone gets the chance.

[Necronopticous]

I don't have any stories, Dane.