You favourite FFVII Rumour

[Masamune·1600]

CHEESE WEAPON!

[Lord Magician]

My favorite is that if you go the honeybee inn under 1 hour you get a have a gang bang with tifa and areis, in 3D mode!

I was really hoping it was true.

[ZeZipster]

My favorite is that if you go the honeybee inn under 1 hour you get a have a gang bang with tifa and areis, in 3D mode!

I was really hoping it was true.

Wow, maybe what ThroneOfTravis said was true. I think I'll stay out of the FF7 forums for a while.

[Lord Magician]

No I am dead serious. A guide on a web did say that! I knew it was a bunch of crap, but it would have been better if it were real.(not that I am a perve or anything! :rolleyes2

Anyway they took down the web. My favorite rumor that I thought was ACTULLAY TRUE, is that if you get all the useless items items goldsauser battle square gives you, you can get sephiroth in your party. But it was a lie also.

[G SpOtZ]

i heard you can revive aeris. in 4328945732894729 ways.

[Mercen-X]

CHEESE WEAPON!

After you hit Meteor five times with Mini the battle will end, and you get 1 EXP and 0 AP. Meteor will get mad and crash down on earth, but it's only the size of a house and lands on Don Corneo's mansion.

Even if meteor were the size of a house, it still would have destroyed at least half of Midgar. That's how meteorites work. A freakin' baseball from outer space and practically destroy a car.

This has to be the worst rumour of all. Travel on the World Map, constantly tapping your button as if you were really climbing a chocobo. If you're lucky, you'll accidentally climb on top of the Invisible Chocobo. This one is actualy true. If you dont want to try that long method just pop the PSX lid with a Chocobo right next to you...

Also, any rumor involving special chocobos through certain breeding.

[DJZen]

i heard you can revive aeris. in 4328945732894729 ways.

We all have, and it's really tiring to the rest of us as well.

[Dignified Pauper]

Anything asserting that FFVII is better that FFVI.

XD

i heard you can revive aeris. in 4328945732894729 ways.

That's because Aeris is so awesome that Square really did make that many ways to ressurect her.

[Lord Magician]

I think this topic has gone down the drain. These are not even real rumors. :rolleyes2

[G SpOtZ]

i heard you can fight sandwich weapon after you morph cheese weapon.

1) get homosexual rainbow chocobo by breeding two mails. you can also get the lesbian butch mullet haircut chocobo by breeding two females. i'm pretty sure the parents have to be s class gold chocobos.
2) use the homo or lesbo chocobo to fly up to meteor.
3) on meteor, you will notice that there is a giant piece of cheese. approach and fight Cheese WEAPON. morph him into omega cheese.
4) go back down to earth and feed the fat chocobo guy that bounces around at gold saucer the omega cheese. he'll puke and say "this reminds me of the sandwich that i got from round island.
5) go to round island (you must have already gotten kotr) (and mastered it 7384932743928 times) and talk to the knights of the round table. they'll be eating sandwiches.
6) obtain a sandwich by trading in all materia and all weapons. ALL OF THEM.
5) leave island. go to mideel and dip the sandwich into the mako. sandwich WEAPON will appear.
6) fight and beat. you will recieve special pink tissue.
7) go to the pond where aeris lies. use tissue.
8) throw tissue into pond. aeris will be ressurected.

i tried it and it worked. then i killed aeris cuz it turned out she used to have a thing with sephiroth. then cloud n tifa got it on.

[MAS82587]

i heard you can fight sandwich weapon after you morph cheese weapon.

1) get homosexual rainbow chocobo by breeding two mails. you can also get the lesbian butch mullet haircut chocobo by breeding two females. i'm pretty sure the parents have to be s class gold chocobos.
2) use the homo or lesbo chocobo to fly up to meteor.
3) on meteor, you will notice that there is a giant piece of cheese. approach and fight Cheese WEAPON. morph him into omega cheese.
4) go back down to earth and feed the fat chocobo guy that bounces around at gold saucer the omega cheese. he'll puke and say "this reminds me of the sandwich that i got from round island.
5) go to round island (you must have already gotten kotr) (and mastered it 7384932743928 times) and talk to the knights of the round table. they'll be eating sandwiches.
6) obtain a sandwich by trading in all materia and all weapons. ALL OF THEM.
5) leave island. go to mideel and dip the sandwich into the mako. sandwich WEAPON will appear.
6) fight and beat. you will recieve special pink tissue.
7) go to the pond where aeris lies. use tissue.
8) throw tissue into pond. aeris will be ressurected.

i tried it and it worked. then i killed aeris cuz it turned out she used to have a thing with sephiroth. then cloud n tifa got it on.

lmfao

[tan]

Get Tifa's ultimate limit break and use it on cloud. cloud will then be like, "what's that for bitch??" and the she'll say "for sleeping with that hoe aerith dumbass!" After that, go to Tifa's house. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN HER UNDERWEAR FROM THE MEMORY. Cloud will squeeze Tifa's huge knockers, and they will make intimate love. Tifa will then get pregnant, and you then will have to play the equivalent of 9 months to get Aerith (reincarnated :D )

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

I think this topic has gone down the drain. These are not even real rumors. :rolleyes2

Yeah you motherfunkies! I wanted real rumours, not some crap you just came up with. Sheez!

[Rengori]

Anything involving the Shinra Toilet, or anything G SpOtZ has made up.

[Lord Magician]

G SpOtZ YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST PERSON I HAVE EVER HEARD!