So this guy named named Lich oh what a B^((% he came out and said I own this place
We kick his @$$ u know it and then he casts some spells well oh well and now we light up some chrystal and its all bright!
So this guy named named Lich oh what a B^((% he came out and said I own this place
We kick his @$$ u know it and then he casts some spells well oh well and now we light up some chrystal and its all bright!
"Swordchucks Yo." - Fighter
"Every time I cast Hadoken it siphons a little bit of love out of the world to create a massive destructive explosions. They say the divorce rate goes up with each cast." - BM
How many swords could sword chucks chuck if sword chucks could chuck swords? Same goes with Nuns! :rolleyes2
"I cast Ice-9!" -RM
"I can steal stuff that isn't even there" -Thief (Yet he can't steal in the game)
Now it's time for my rhyme and you know it dope
So get yo ass back on your little sea-boat
And take your s*** and head on south-west
If I keep this s*** up I'll be in a White Vest
Head on to the town, where all around
Is some water in a lake but it ain't too brown
Head on inside and find the circle of sages
Yo hold up b****, I didn't say mages!
They'll tell you a story about those mother f****** fiends
To destroy our world you know they're keen
So talk to the all the sages and one will hand
A canoe so you can travel all across the land
But before you go across the river to the north
You'd better buy some spells or you'll never reach the fourth
Fiend, he's so mean, looks like a dragon on the screen
But we ain't there yet so get yourself clean
Now you don't need to use this wooden piece of s***
Just walk into the river and it'll give you a lift
Go left, then up and then two rights
Go faster b**** or you'll be here all night!
Take another left and there you'll see
Gulgu volcano rising majesticly
So go on inside because now I'm through
So some other fly sucker will tell you what to do
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DJ, FAST-FORWARD THE TAPE!
Going on a field day, hunting down Warmech
Consider the following as "tech"
Masamune, full MP, etc, oh, f**k
I forgot! Going on to the rumble
He gets priority! WHAT THE F****** HELL?
Cast Nuke, Haste, HEAL3, CUR4, and even LIF2
Just pray that ALL your partymembers survive
Cast Nuke, Haste, HEAL3, CUR4, repeat.
And Warmech's done for in 10 Turns!
Hisui & Kohaku: I play as them in Melty Blood.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEWIND!!!
Firsts things first walking on lava hurts
But there's no enemies there, so do it if you're adverse
To losing, now be chosing your route carefully
There's tons of monsters here who'll select you out naturally
So don't overcommit, retreat but don't quit
Train in here and get more treasure 'til you kill with one hit
Like your name was Vanilla, to be the number 1 killa'
You gotta make it pure horrorshow, mi drougs, like this is Thrilla'
Keep your eyes on the prize, but don't forget HP
The lava takes it out of you, but don't get angsty
The end is in sight when you reach the 8 ways
Go left and kill the dragon who guards the armor of flames
Next go southwest, you're almost at the end of this quest
Only the fire fiend now can stop your conquest
Forget about ice, just cast haste and protect
Then (and here you have a sample of Chris Rock saying) "BLIIIIND THE B****!", so her hits can't connect
You'll beat her in no time, then light one up again
Now I'll pass this mic like a dutchie to my friend
DJZen, you sir, have made me cry. I'll never play FFI again...
Making people cry gives me the strength to face the day. ;P
Me tooOriginally Posted by DJZen
BTW how close are we to finishing this? I gots to get me a "phat beat" to "lay down a funky groove" fo diggity!
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This is sheer genius, and I just wanted to let you know that I've been reading since the first post. Next do Final Fantasy VI and I'll totally MC with you guys.
If I didn't suck at rapping, I would have posted already.
I think we're over halfway through, we're up to the ice cave now. Don't worry about that phat beat just yet. Just for the record, I listen to Jurassic 5 while writing this, so that's the kind of beats I've got going on in my head.
For some reason I've got Humpty from Union Underground in my head while I write.
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You mean Digital Underground?
Yeah, that one. Winamp is screwing up my namination.
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If you keep this going to the end, I'll persuade Necro to hold open the deadline for submission to the EoFF CD so we can throw this in there. This is really good work by DJZen and Maxx Power. Keep it up, and maybe I'll tear up a guest spot if I get the chance.
edit: For consistency, everyone should listen to Jurassic 5. < / plug >
I think that kinda goes without saying, not listening to the J-5 is like not breathing.
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