wow i don't listen to Jurassic 5 and my breathing isn't what it should be... you might be right... then again it could just be that im not in shape and I smoke like a chimney... but thats neither here nor there.Originally Posted by DJZen
anyways this stuff is great. keep up the good job guys.
Y'know... I look at all this, and I see a missing verse in the start, concerning character selection. I'd write it myself, but all I can actually do is recommend that it contain something about Red Mage's pimp-itude. I mean, look at him. Long hair, feathered cap, cape, all the same color...
I skipped over that 'cause party selection is a personal choice and reccomending one party over another is what we like to call "flamebait".
Light up the Crystal of Fire
But it's only half over, don't be a liar.
Get your @$$es back to the canoe and sail,
to a cavern full of ice and monsters colored pale.
Run through the dungeon, and don't look back,
or else you may fall down through a crack!
Get to the levistone and fall through the crack,
make your way back and don't think to slack,
Grab the stone and teleport out outside,
Back to the canoe and get a ride,
Off to the desert drier than a boot,
keep moving as you follow your route,
Hold the stone up to the light
and soon you'll see such a sight,
as an airship appears out of the sand,
to serve your noble band,
Hop on and get ready to fly,
now keep going, there's no way you'll die.
Land near a town that looks like it's in a pool,
Now I'm finished, let someone else rap, fool!
Naw, just mention each basic class. Along with something ambiguous about only four of them being chosen, and the other two get caps popped in their a**es or something.
Attempt #1
Now get yourself spells
for the next horrible smells
The Dragon King tells of courage and wits
So go find youself some orange grits.
Youl find yourself dead without Rub and X
So go buy yourself some BOD and sex.
The Castle is right thur so land via air.
You cant land right there so land somewhere.
There's one small spot so land on the dot
Before close to the lair
Watch out over there!
NAOCHO and HYDRA are tryin' to fight ya!
Now take the mic or I'll hafta' smite ya!
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So it's come down to this, the real test of might and wit
The castle of ordeals, ready fire ice and lit
and some soft couldn't hurt, 'cause although we get stoned
This place won't get you high, so pay attention or get boned
Turns out the crown we swiped is finally useful now
So let's head on up by sofa and don't let your guard down!
Navigate the maze and get yourself prepared to run
Unless you feel like using up soft potions by the ton
And when at last you best this test, when all your luck has been pressed
You'll find there's one more fight before the rewards you can get
And what do you get for your efforts? A nasty severed rat's tail
There's not even enough here to make a f***in' rat flail!
So go on back to see Bahamut and demand a goddamn refund
The warriors can't waste their time on a crazy wild goose hunt
But oh wait, hang on, we get rewarded just for this?
If you wanted a rat tail I coulda got one at the nearest inn
But now you get new jobs, your potential now revealed
Time to get mad respect just like Oakie down at Creamfields
Hey now my time is up, time to pass the mic
Time to break it down when the beat goes like...
Head towards Gaia, you'll have to flya'
Go buy ZAP! or maybe Blind
Or else you'll just be left very very behind
You look real good with your cool new things
Huh? A small creature with wings!?
Talk to the pirate Hardy har har har!
The Caravans way way to far!
So go to Onrac way west on track.
Am I having a flashback!
Theres nowhere to land so go out back
And maybe you'll be able to backtrack
Underhill that name gives me a chill
So time for another thrill.
Go talk to Kope who looks like Igopope.
What about Unne you say
You mean that guy whos shway?
He talks about a SLAB. Oh what a drab!
Capital letters mean Key Item
So go over there and Find 'um.
Go to the Waterfall the one thats not tall
The waterfall is easy so you shouldn't struggle...not at all
The waterfall looks like it was made by a Tyke!
Now take the mic little Ike.
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This is turning into the longest rap in the world. Tommorow I'll write something else down when my minds rested. Too long a day.
There is no signature here. Move along.
Do you want to record this for the EoFF CD? I think it would rule, but Necro says you guys can't handle doing it. So prove that bastard wrong.
Please do it.
Or else.
I have the world's worst MC voice, but I'll make some beats and stuff if I ever get a working copy of Reason again.
I can make beats I guess with me good friend FL Studio,
but I still can't find a site that lets you host music
for you to get te URL. (And don't tell me AudioStreet.)
I mean I have Quicktime and all...
and its about time someone posted!
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If only this rap/song/poem/walkthrough/thing actually helped me play the game...
I can do it really well if its spoken word rather than rap.
I have a good spoken word voice.
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