this should be the last track on the cd!
this should be the last track on the cd!
how freaking ironic that we are MC-ing a geek game from 15 years ago.... lol
Anywho, i haven't played tha jank since probably 15 years ago, but i feel like retarding myself a bit by dropping some lyrical madness.... so i'ma steal the previously mentioned character select...
So I'm strolling through the forest thinking bout some girls reject,
when "Final Fantasy: Start new game" and i'm going what the F*** was that,
And now theres 6 badass homies coming up lookin for respect
and while they breathing down my neck, I look em over, check they specs,
First we got this jock chilling out in neon red,
muscles crawling down his body, he's lookin to bust some heads,
said some ogres caught his brudda's now he wants to make em dead
got a list ten pages long, of his kills n his street cred
now the man looking tough and it's nice to have some back,
So I pick up his number and tell 'em I'll call em back
cuz in the days it's pretty common for a f***er to grip your neck
and it's nice to have a monster standing behind, ready to flex
and now we got some homie crawlin up silent, ninja style
got crazy looking eyeballs and some nasty looking knives
and I'm thinking this b**** could ghost pretty much anyone alive
so I drop some appreciation and consider 'em for the ride
then a shifty G comes calling, stallin me with a smile
while he reaches round my pocket, taking discounts, five finger style
But I'm vet G, experienced, So i kick him in the thighs,
take him down, lay em flat, and tell him he best not try
Cuz my gil be fat, and my belly be hungry,
so a muthaF***a best not ever try n take my money
else i bust em in they teeth, but this kid so money hungry
he got the biggest skills in these hills, so I tell em we leave monday
now this crazy kid comes callin, got a hat bigger than my caddy
and this shrimp is lookin tiny, but he got game with his Magi
just a flick of the wrist and his foes go up in flames
and I'm thinking maybe, maybe, this kid n me could play some games
so i call em out and ask if maybe he'd be willing
to roll out with me n the boys and trash some f***in villains
and he don't say nothing, but he aint frontin, guess thats just his style
just nods his hat a little n gives me a gleam from his eyes
now we got a chump, i don't give 'er a chance at first,
but she just won't go away so i take a quick fist to her tooth
and now she bleedin, but she aint crying, and i'm trying to figure why
but a little MP later, she's lookin me with a smile
and I'm thinking "damn girl, you a wimp but who cares.
if you can keep my brothers rolling, then them F***as best beware"
and last but not least, some stylin mutha f***as walkin
and as he steps up he just don't wait for me to start the talking
he say "not white, not Black, I'm mutha F***in red
Like a trick a** b****es face when i go upside they head
I keep my pimp cane tight and my pimp hand strong
and with a feather in my hat you best know, we roll on"
now you know unfortunately my caddy seats but four,
so two of these sucka's is out of luck, but the four come back for more
and off we head, high hills and low caves, like f***in explorers
and the followings the story of how we roll, the f***in light warriors
I have no comment...
if this does get included on the eoff cd how long will this track be?
As long as it has to be.
My apologies for not contributing any more verses lately, I've had a lot going on.
If you rap like Busta Rhymes you can probably tackle it in under 3 minutes.
Seriously, this is getting super duper long. I think I may have to re-cut it or something. I nominate myself to edit it accordingly to a decent size. I'll finish off the whole thing from the last part tommorow single-handely if you like.Originally Posted by DJZen
And Busta Rhymes speeds up his voice electronically. I, however, do not, and can rap as fast, probably quicker if need be. However the best rapping is about keeping to the rhythm and correct pronounciation, not speed.
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We need Twista to do this...
Right we're up to the Waterfall. So that means climbing the Mirage Tower, Tiamat, Seeing the Sages, then Temple of the Fiends. Ok I can do this...
*blow kazzoo to get note* H*
Alright, let's do this:
So now you've got CHIME you're doin just fine
Now head into the desert north east of the line
Park your ass east and head up west
Cos a grand air challenge is your current Test
Now you can head into the maze and get the loot
Or just head over left and up you'll shoot
Then on the next floor circle 'round the room
Be careful of the monster or you'll end up in a tomb
When yo' get into the middle grab the mother f***** chests
For some funky ass s*** than you just can't best
Head up top and through the door
But watch for the Blue Dragon, he's on the spiked floor
If you've got the CUBE then hit the teleporter b****
And end up in the castle flyin' 'round like a witch
Head left, then down, then right, then up
And don't forget the BANE sword, you little chump
On the next floor start on the upper-left
Then work your way clockwise and do some theft
Of the items all around, wherever they are found
And if you find yourself ADAMANT try going back down
Head over to the dwarves in the cold hard ground
And talk to Smith, in the north he can be found
He'll give you XCalibur for all your hard work
But you've got a world to save ya stupid jerk
Up on the floor theres an intersection of four
So head on up to each and you have a dropped jaw
When you find the best weapon for Ninja f***
And a shield for your mages since their defence really sucks
Now head on up one and go two right
And then two up but be prepared to fight
On this long ass bridge is a hard uber b****
His name's WarMech and he'll take you to the ditch
Fight if you want, if you want to die
Because is Nuking power will make you fry
So keep on goin and kill Tiamat
(If you're feeling kinda cheesy then just use Brak)
Now it seems that the orbs are all light up
So how come this p****-ass world's still stuck?
Go talk to the mages at the crescent lake
And find out about the conspiracy, is it too late?
Wait for a moment you b****-ass h*
Remember that energy that they said did flow?
It opened up a gate all the way to the past
So you kick Chaos' ass real fast
But before you do, you gotta stay true
And level up your characters or you're through
Once you're done head down to the abyss
But remember if you happened to miss
WARP or EXIT you're ass is stuck
So you're in deep s*** if you happen to suck
Watch out for the Dragons and Ghouls and Fiends
Did I mention that the last boss is pretty damn mean?
Head right and down and and head on up
And if you're a stupid motherf***** and don't know what s'up
You're heading right, and then down to the room
Where the Phantom waits, but you ain't no fool
Blast him with FIRE and then keep on goin
Cos the signs of weakness are surely showing
And see that plate in the middle of the floor?
Play your damn LUTE and through the b**** bore
Up and left, and left once more
Now your in the room of Earth, but wait, there's more!
You gotta circle round across the top
And then take on an old enemy before you drop
It's LICH, that bitch with his undead ways
So teach him what you've learned in the past few days
Welcome to the Fire halls, I hope you've got balls
Cos there's plenty of the heat here guys and dolls
You can head on south to find some more gear
But there's an actual reason why we're all here
Head across to the right, there's a dreadful sight
Kary's back from the dead, and you know she'll smite
Water on the floor is the name of the game
If you die here now it'll be a shame
Circle right on round, it ain't hard you see
There's no treasure here, so you can roam free
Wait, what's this, some b**** is talkin' smack
It's KRAKEN, and it looks like he's fighting back
Kill the motherf***** and head on low
To the air-based floor, this is quite a show
But before you head right and meet your fate
Take your ass over right, don't be too late
See this treasure, it holds something dear
The Masamune b****, have I been too clear?
You can use it where you like, and you'll kick some ass
And into history is where you will pass
So go up and right before you hit them stairs
You'll find Tiamat, he'll give you some scares
Just slap that h* and move on through
Cos the game's almost over so make your move
Go into the middle and find your foe
It's a b**** called Chaos who reaps what he sows
It'll be real tough, since he has some spells
That'll kick your ass and you party will fell(s)
But keep on going, don't forget to heal
And the motherf***** will go down, that's what you'll deal
Now sit on back while the credits role
And realise just how much time you stole
From your real-life b****, is that a twitch?
Sitting too long on your ass, you ended up like the LICH
The walkthrough is done, it was such real fun
And the best part is, in the end we all won
PEACE!
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W00t!!!1
Thanks for finishing that up! And thanks everyone for contributing! I guess there's only one thing left to do now...
Party time! But first, you need to edit these tracks...Originally Posted by DJZen
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edit: I've attached a compiled list of lyrics, ordered and such. I have a good feeling about producing this, but I'm afraid of laying down a beat that's not good enough. I can hit up the transitions in between verses pretty well, but I haven't fully fleshed them out yet. (For example, Milienko's interject in between Maxx Power's final LONG verse about Warmech can use something like Eminem's "Stop the beat a minute!" on Dre's "What's the Difference".) Since this doesn't suit itself to a refrain, I suggest doing something like Blackalicious's Release, where three emcees present four verses in fairly different styles.
So, uh, who wants to volunteer to rap? I can do a spoken word for one of these verses, but not so much rapping. I'd be the Saul Williams of this track, and I have a good feeling about that too. But yeah, we've got some kickass rhymes here (as well as some that need work), so let's get started. I'm excited.
edit again: preliminary suggestions - cut back on swearing, transition between verses, fix some of sayen's word choice/phrasing (i feel the rhythm shift too much), and time to go drink. i actually feel better about the beats now, but it would be better for the people who wrote the rhymes to feel out a beat.
Last edited by -N-; 11-02-2005 at 07:31 AM.
LolOriginally Posted by Maxx Power
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bump
come on, guys