FFI walkthrough.... NOW IN HIP HOP FORMAT!!!

[DJZen]

To hell with this freak, run on home and play dracula
'Fore I shove a steak up ya @$$, pull it out and nail it back in ya
'Cause the Light Warriors is pimps sent to b!+(h slap all evil
And on this pastey bat boy we about to get medieval
So pimps up, hoes down, and now let's jack the sucka's ice
Even in a dive like Melmond it'll get a good price
But the town ain't getting well yet, so hold off on that barter
They say the one to solve this tihs is some old man named Sarda
But we can't go see the old man yet, no sir, no way
'Cause this rock lovin' fatass is lyin' in our way
He says he wants some crystal, well shoot, we just ran out
But he took our ice instead, man what we s'posed to pawn now?
F*** it, stupid rock-head's gone, let's go and see grampa
Just finish this and the girls'll wanna take our pants off
He says here, take this crowbar, shoot, you know how we do
Then it's back to the earth cave now we gonna get through
We'll make our claim to fame now, and we'll be rollin' in the riches
AW $#1T! IT'S A SKELETON! Run for it, you stupid b****es!!!!!