how freaking ironic that we are MC-ing a geek game from 15 years ago.... lol

Anywho, i haven't played tha jank since probably 15 years ago, but i feel like retarding myself a bit by dropping some lyrical madness.... so i'ma steal the previously mentioned character select...

So I'm strolling through the forest thinking bout some girls reject,
when "Final Fantasy: Start new game" and i'm going what the F*** was that,
And now theres 6 badass homies coming up lookin for respect
and while they breathing down my neck, I look em over, check they specs,

First we got this jock chilling out in neon red,
muscles crawling down his body, he's lookin to bust some heads,
said some ogres caught his brudda's now he wants to make em dead
got a list ten pages long, of his kills n his street cred
now the man looking tough and it's nice to have some back,
So I pick up his number and tell 'em I'll call em back
cuz in the days it's pretty common for a f***er to grip your neck
and it's nice to have a monster standing behind, ready to flex

and now we got some homie crawlin up silent, ninja style
got crazy looking eyeballs and some nasty looking knives
and I'm thinking this b**** could ghost pretty much anyone alive
so I drop some appreciation and consider 'em for the ride

then a shifty G comes calling, stallin me with a smile
while he reaches round my pocket, taking discounts, five finger style
But I'm vet G, experienced, So i kick him in the thighs,
take him down, lay em flat, and tell him he best not try
Cuz my gil be fat, and my belly be hungry,
so a muthaF***a best not ever try n take my money
else i bust em in they teeth, but this kid so money hungry
he got the biggest skills in these hills, so I tell em we leave monday


now this crazy kid comes callin, got a hat bigger than my caddy
and this shrimp is lookin tiny, but he got game with his Magi
just a flick of the wrist and his foes go up in flames
and I'm thinking maybe, maybe, this kid n me could play some games
so i call em out and ask if maybe he'd be willing
to roll out with me n the boys and trash some f***in villains
and he don't say nothing, but he aint frontin, guess thats just his style
just nods his hat a little n gives me a gleam from his eyes

now we got a chump, i don't give 'er a chance at first,
but she just won't go away so i take a quick fist to her tooth
and now she bleedin, but she aint crying, and i'm trying to figure why
but a little MP later, she's lookin me with a smile
and I'm thinking "damn girl, you a wimp but who cares.
if you can keep my brothers rolling, then them F***as best beware"

and last but not least, some stylin mutha f***as walkin
and as he steps up he just don't wait for me to start the talking
he say "not white, not Black, I'm mutha F***in red
Like a trick a** b****es face when i go upside they head
I keep my pimp cane tight and my pimp hand strong
and with a feather in my hat you best know, we roll on"

now you know unfortunately my caddy seats but four,
so two of these sucka's is out of luck, but the four come back for more
and off we head, high hills and low caves, like f***in explorers
and the followings the story of how we roll, the f***in light warriors