FFI walkthrough.... NOW IN HIP HOP FORMAT!!!

[DJZen]

After I finish, someone else jump in with the next part. Like one of those "finish my sentence" threads.



Light warriors of 4, destined to make the orbs shine
Choose name and job now 'cause now is the time
To fulfil the old legends and save the whole planet
From the 4 chaos punks, so let's wrap this up like Drag Net
We on the case now, rollin' through Coneria
Gonna holler at the king, but man I think he ain't hearin' ya
How you gonna send us out with 500 gil total?
Oh and now we gotta save some stupid princess pro bono?
Man, we can't afford no weapons, spells or potions on these wages
When I find that punk ass Garland I'ma make scream for ages
Alright king, we'll save your daughter, but she better have some booty
We don't save no fat chicks asses if we don't get no loot, see?
We gonna slide up north, give his stupid ass a driveby
And LIT him up like Xmas day, I'll put my rapier through his eyes
Hey I think we jacked him up for more gil than the king payed us
But ah, look at that, the ho ass princess done played as
We said we wanted LOOT, not some broken old instrument
Ah well, no more worries, just bounce to the next continent
We may not have no money, but we ghetto like that
4 dirty thugs of light, s**t it's rainin', where's a cave at?

Okay, who wants to take a stab at it?

[Fireblade13]

Hey Matoya you blind whitch I will loot you and speak sdarwkcab.
Provoca has some pirates so there villagers all scream
I wonder why there prices make me want to scream
Bikke cussed me out so I will fight his pirates 9
Now hand over your ship cause I hear some elfs got a sleeping buety OMG its a boy!

[DJZen]

Needs more cowbell. And rhyming, but mostly cowbell.


I'm searchin' for answers to wake up sleeping fruity
I hear Matoya's got good herb, I'll get that later, I'm on duty
But I'll jack some ogres now, and make 'em run their gils
'Cause I want a whole quarter, but I gotta pay the bills
This town is so expensive but I gotta rock that bling
You'll see me in all silver 'fore I see that creepy king
Who lives in the northwest castle with a whole buncha locked doors
He says his crown's in the swamp cave, so go 'head and check all floors
Yeah, whatever, that's no problem for the 4 thugs of light
Except these muthaf****s keep poisinin' us, and we runnin' out of ANTIs!
These b*****s keep on coming, there's more on their way too!
At least there's some loot here, yo look! I got this sucka's shoes!
But we won't stop 'till we're done, that's just how light warriors roll
Now let's smack up these mages and sound their death toll
We got what we came for now let's Jet like Li
And bring this crown back to the king so we can get reward money

[Fireblade13]

Yeah but that king says that he put e in this mess
So I whoop his @$$ you know its true look its that whitch's eye
I took it to elfland and tried selling it for gold but that shopkeeper would give me only a single piece of gold
Matoya gave me some ghetto drugs It tasted nasty so I gave it to the prince he gave a start and now I get... A Key! B@$^@#%!

[crashNUMBERS]

This is a sad attempt..

[DJZen]

Well hey, if you think you can do better, get on the mic!

[crashNUMBERS]

No way man..

[DJZen]

Then don't criticize ;P

[crashNUMBERS]

[Captain Maxx Power]

I could take this key and shove it up your a$$
But the fact of the matter is I've got myself a task
So I'll go to the cave in the ground below
Where the mother f****** slime flow real slow
And I'll open up the doors, on the bottom floor
But beware mages there, cause they'll give you a war
Now I'll take this bad a$$ group to the castle up above
Where more treasures wait like an Iron Glove
Then we goin to the town where we first began
To help all the people, every woman, every man
Round the corner in the castle, using the Mystic Key
There's some fly s*** in there, for you and for me
There's some TNT, plastique, unique
Blow some s*** up, like some kind of freak
Now I head to the castle of the elven lords
Cause there's more gear there, but there ain't no swords
But if you feel the need for something shiny
Then the temple of the fiends will keep you keen
Now after all this s*** is done
I take the ship west for some more fun
And I talk to the Dwarves who live down below
There's some more treasure here that seems to glow
And I head down south to a guy Nerrick
Who'll blow up the ground before I can say Bo Derek
And I head on through, to the sea so blue
Now someone take the mic, cause I'm all through, fool!

[DJZen]

That was really good! I'm gonna have to post another verse when I can think one up. My brain's friend right now from fixing my own computer. @_@

[Captain Maxx Power]

If we do the whole game, I'm "laying it down on a track"

[Fireblade13]

Some Fools just said They ar getting torn apart by a stinkin Vampire
This Stupid Unne gets in my face I say F((% off out of my way
So I go to the shop and ther I find 32000 gil for a piece of armor
So I say to my knight no way dude and we get in a fight and in the end we wind up where we started again. So I say Yo lets just kill the shop guy cause were ghetto YO!

[Light Mage]

I get on my ship, hold A and bash B.
And get the chance to win a load of money!

[DJZen]

To hell with this freak, run on home and play dracula
'Fore I shove a steak up ya @$$, pull it out and nail it back in ya
'Cause the Light Warriors is pimps sent to b!+(h slap all evil
And on this pastey bat boy we about to get medieval
So pimps up, hoes down, and now let's jack the sucka's ice
Even in a dive like Melmond it'll get a good price
But the town ain't getting well yet, so hold off on that barter
They say the one to solve this tihs is some old man named Sarda
But we can't go see the old man yet, no sir, no way
'Cause this rock lovin' fatass is lyin' in our way
He says he wants some crystal, well shoot, we just ran out
But he took our ice instead, man what we s'posed to pawn now?
F*** it, stupid rock-head's gone, let's go and see grampa
Just finish this and the girls'll wanna take our pants off
He says here, take this crowbar, shoot, you know how we do
Then it's back to the earth cave now we gonna get through
We'll make our claim to fame now, and we'll be rollin' in the riches
AW $#1T! IT'S A SKELETON! Run for it, you stupid b****es!!!!!