Originally Posted by Lindy
WICKED-AWESOME SIG.
Baseball bats > all
except guns of course
Dont worry boris my ears are fine, excpet the right one does stick out a bit more cus of the accident. And it didnt get taped but this is around how it went, sorry if im off a bit.
Arrived late for practice so had to go straight into game, gave him the worst time i could stomping, kicking, studraking the usual stuff and my own specialty when i tackled him i made sure that my shoulder went into his balls, and in rugby we dont wear athletic cups. Also towards end stood on his ankle, which always cains.
Back in changing rooms he came upto me and apologised and i asked him if he was going to stop it with her and he said no. So i killed him a smurfing twat, he shoved me i nutted him, he punched me in the face, i kicked him in the balls, as head came down kneed him in already broken nose, pushed him on the floor and kicked him a couple of times in the chest. It was a bit one sided, however i now feel a lot better. The general feel of this was that in a room of a dozen people not one person even asked me stop. On the downide my knee support now has blood on i, its kind of hard to wash, and ive got a bruise on my cheek. Also karma was served as i dodgiest donna kebab ever made last night and now feel like [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img].
That was one of the mos violent things ive ever done in my life, but at least ive got it out of my system.
Water gets blood out easy, bursts the cells...
Ninja
Last edited by Primus Inter Pares; 08-25-2005 at 11:14 AM.
:joey:
Wow, you're even more insane that I am!
*bows*
hahahahaha american football...for wusses!!....
wait i've had this conversation before...and it ended with america has big balls....O___O
DID HE BITE YOUR EAR OFF???
thats the most important question
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No when it came off it was because it got stood and i tried to stand up. The wierdest thing was that i didnt feel a thing for about an hour, i just got down to make another tackle and then the coach took me off with everyone staring at me and i was like WTF. Then i realised i was covere in blood. At the hospitsl it really hurt. That glue smurfing hurts. And they started poikng my ear. Why would a doctor do that?
doctors are ebil.
thats all
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i know how you feel my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend so i beat the crap out of him and slept with her twin sister in revenge.
it really does make you feel better
Lies make baby Jesus cry...
then should probably stop telling lies about him crying thenLies make baby Jesus cry...
BAH: PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!
Although beating the guy up made you feel better, it wasn't the right thing to do. It's the girl that you should be mad at and not the guy. She is the one who betrayed you, she is responsible for you feeling this way, she was the one hitting on the guy. Any guy who sees a hot girl coming up on them will gladly take that as an opening. I mean c'mon, at a party, which guy wouldn't do that (unless they were serious about a relationship that they have)?
You may be serious about your relationship with this girl, but she doesn't think the same way that you do. Remember, she betrayed you. As much as you like this girl, I recommend ditching her and getting a better, more loyal, and honest girlfriend.
If you continue to stay with this so-called "girlfriend" of yours, then stuff like this will probably happen again in the future. It's better to just avoid her. It's not worth it getting yourself beaten up, and beating other people as well.
Btw, why the hell is everyone talking about the dude's ear and football?
Meh, I guess I'll join too...
Cricket is an awesome sport once you have the right people to play it.
"Feed me."
HIS EAR FELL OFF!!!Btw, why the hell is everyone talking about the dude's ear and football?
Meh, I guess I'll join too...
Cricket is an awesome sport once you have the right people to play it.
dont you find that awesome? ;p
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