At Ed, how is football a stupid name, when compared to something like soccer?

Football = Hit ball with foot
Soccer = ???

It's not even the SOUND it makes when you kick the ball.

Also, I laugh at the hilariously over-defensive response to Ed's comment.

"You were with her for three months and it failed like most high-school relationships, what a shame"
"OMG UR GON DIE ALONE N UR EMOTIONAL RETARD LOLZ"