Quote Originally Posted by Black Mage
"Well, the jerk store called, and they're all out of you!"
-"What's it matter? You're their number one bestseller!"
George: "....Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!"
Executive: "His wife is in a coma."

"My name is George, I’m unemployed and I live at my
parents."

There's a classic line in every episode. I love them all.