When I "partied in '99" I played lots of playstation with this kid I didn't know on a game I didn't like. Then I went into a room that was filled with smoke to find my mum and got REALLY dizzy but felt good. When I found my mum I had to learn how to shake hands with lots of gay people (they were actually junkies, but I thought they were gay people). Then I had to go to bed before it was '00 and I had to sleep on this bed with like 20 poor kids I didn't know, most of them kept spewing up and coughing.

YEAH.