Quote Originally Posted by Ugmo Lou
What I do know is that I was the first ever person to brush their teeth in the new millenium. Seriously. I was brushing my teeth the moment the clock ticked over in NZ (the first timezone). Nobody else has made a similar claim that I know of (in which case I'd still be tied for first to do so), so right now I'm THAT guy that brushed his teeth before anyone else in the new millenium. And nobody can take that away from me!
If I ever hear you tell that story with pride again, I'm going to destroy your face.