Why do you think we've been banning people that have been messing with your 'EoEO safezone'?

Really, I think you over estimate the value of most of the threads in eoeo. *many* (I did not say all, so dont' try to imply that I did xD) of them are teenage problems, as can be plainly seen by the impressively long 'kissing' thread. The serious threads are rather rare, actually.

Unfortunately though, I don't think we have an 'everything but eoeo' ban at the current time. Perhaps you should suggest one?