My underwear on my butt is brown
The boots on my feet make me frown
The socks that cover my toes are green
I wear long sleeve shirts with no sunscreen
My undershirt is a lovely shade of tan
I wear pants in the desert cause it makes me a man
I wear a floppy hat on my head
That is camoflauged so I don't wind up dead
My hair cannot be long enough to touch my brow
Gee, it's fun to be in the Army now!

I really do enjoy wearing combat boots though. They're all I've worn for 8-9 years now.