Story time, folks.

Okay so this one time right, I was playing the Anthology version of FF6, and I played all day from the moment I awoke until when the sun clocked out and headed home to the wike and kids, only stopping long enough to eat Doritos snack chips, use the bathroom, and change into my PJs. After a long day of work, I sat back and revelled in my accomplishment after saving my game at the Floating Continent.

As I walked away in a fashion that had me appear to be twice the man that I am, my gargantuan big toe leaned in for a kiss on the lips of my controller cord. The confrontation led to my Sony Playstation fleeing its roost atop my kitchen chair, only to crash face first on the floor below. My memory card suffered irreparable injuries, and I wept.

Oh, and I've lost a full memory card or two. I don't know how this stuff happens.