Sin-"Luke I am your father!!!"
Tidus-"Luke? Whos Luke?"
Sin-"O I mean Tidus I am your father"
Yuna: I am going to have a wild orgy with my aeons.
Auron:I`m an anti-alcoholic!
He owes allegiance to no one, and will do anything for money.He comes and goes like the wind
I just need enough to feed my dog, say about 3000 gil
...
Tidus: I'm like, so fashion-advanced compared to you prehistoric 1000-year later geeks
{or}
Listen Yuna, you're my typical chick, pretty and basic, but I'm a bit too old for you, don't you think?
Yuna: Yeah I'm Yuna, straight outta Besaid, honey.
Wakka: Think I need to change my clothes once in a while?
Lulu: Do my boobs look big in this?
Auron: No, my arm's just like this to get attention. I've got this insecurity problem.
Kimahri: Yuna have tasty mammaries, but Lulu better. Kimahri like. Kimahri rip fur off Lulu.
Rikku: (adjusting the strap on her wetsuit) Sorry, this crotch-strap really hurts.
Seymour: Hmmm, eeny meeny mino ho, which girl will be my ho? The wholesome summoner, the saucy mage or the frisky Al Bhed? Hmmm...(scratching his chin thoughtfully)
Mika: (addressing Lucans) I'm leaning over like this because I have bad posture. You see, I'm an unsent so I don't feel pain or stuff like that, ya know? I spent most of my living days slouching in front of my machina computer system, checking out naked women and salivating. Oh, I'm here to tell you about the tournament...well, since it's rigged, we might as well skip to the finals...
Yunalesca: So, which one of you boys wanna be MY fayth? Yunie's so lonely...
Shelinda: I'm going to be appointed to a temple...as a nun......Nah, I like shagging too much!
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Wakka: Hey Luzzu, I want to sign up for the Operation, ya?
wakka: LuLu i hanged that kid by the balls because he did not handed me the candy i demanded
LuLu: ewww what the fcuk
Tidus: I see dead people. They don't even knoe they're dead.
Tidus: So, Wakka, I heard you had a kid. There goes my theory about ou being gay.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
why does everybody think of auron as an alcoholic?
Tidus : i love my dad so much
Lulu : dude who the hell are u talkin to
Rikku : SH dont disturb him Lulu.. he's talkin to himself
or...
tidus: ( mumbles to himself) never under estimate stupid people in large groups
Lulu: i heard that.. are u talkin about us!?
( everyone stares at tidus)
wakka : EVERYONE KILL EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Everyone in FFX: "Tidus"
Nobody ever says his name in the game, so.... yea.
I dont have a picture that meets this forum's rule
Lulu, Yuna, and Rikku: I...can't...believe we get paid...for this! *Drunken giggles*
eh?
Wakka-*Attack reel. llloooaaaddds of damage*
Tidus-*Blitz Ace- miniscule damage*
Wakka-That was pathetic*blitzball overkill*
Tidus*Dies*
Cloud dressed as Tidus*Omni-erm,Ace*
Wakka-That's more like it!
Tidus-Where the grek am I
Haru-your worst nightmare
Tidus-Holy Shinzlepop im in the wrong Manga!!!
you were killed by: a shoe
YOU:These are my Immortal words "I am Cao Pi"
A Shoe:WTF!?!
At Gagazet
Lulu: OMG!!!!! I knew I shouldnt have worn this dress.............Im so freezin!!!!! Brrrrr..
Lulu never admits any thing.........
Or
This is when Tidus first arrives at Besaid.........
Tidus (to himself): Nice beach.......Now where are the hot girls in bikinis????????
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