Seymour: I love my dad really. We just have slight issues that could probably be solved with intense counselling.

Yuna: Tidus, you freak! Get away from me! *Runs to Seymour* Marry me, you hunk!

Kimahri: I'm rather bored of playing guardian to you, Yuna. Now, I must retire to my chambers, where I shall rest myself. *Pushes past Yuna*

Tidus: SEYMOUR IS T3H S3X0RZ! *Becomes No. #1 fan boy*

Auron: No alcohol for me please, I'm tee-total.

Lulu: My boobs are fake.