Things FFX characters will never say

[Cecinda]

Tidus: I'm like, so fashion-advanced compared to you prehistoric 1000-year later geeks
{or}
Listen Yuna, you're my typical chick, pretty and basic, but I'm a bit too old for you, don't you think?

Yuna: Yeah I'm Yuna, straight outta Besaid, honey.

Wakka: Think I need to change my clothes once in a while?

Lulu: Do my boobs look big in this?

Auron: No, my arm's just like this to get attention. I've got this insecurity problem.

Kimahri: Yuna have tasty mammaries, but Lulu better. Kimahri like. Kimahri rip fur off Lulu.

Rikku: (adjusting the strap on her wetsuit) Sorry, this crotch-strap really hurts.

Seymour: Hmmm, eeny meeny mino ho, which girl will be my ho? The wholesome summoner, the saucy mage or the frisky Al Bhed? Hmmm...(scratching his chin thoughtfully)

Mika: (addressing Lucans) I'm leaning over like this because I have bad posture. You see, I'm an unsent so I don't feel pain or stuff like that, ya know? I spent most of my living days slouching in front of my machina computer system, checking out naked women and salivating. Oh, I'm here to tell you about the tournament...well, since it's rigged, we might as well skip to the finals...

Yunalesca: So, which one of you boys wanna be MY fayth? Yunie's so lonely...

Shelinda: I'm going to be appointed to a temple...as a nun......Nah, I like shagging too much!