I'd have a big neon sign saying "Evil Lair" and no one would look there cause they'd think it's a joke. then hen people do go there it's just an icecream shop but next door is the real lair. With the good henchmen, not those crappy ones in the games and movies, the good kind. And have like retinal scans and stuff like that and it will let you in after a bit if you fail it but what you wont know it it will be a trap. Kinda like the laser thing in resident evil movie. And i ill have henchmen sientist to make me a gaint robot. While next door they sell the best ice cream for outrages prices but it's the best so everyone byus it. I'll use that money to buy me a ps3 when it come out.